Ban the person above you!

[StarKaabii]

Banned because I secretly committed an act of couch arson with Couch Burner.

[MoonStormSong]

Banned for discussing so much without me

[StarKaabii]

Banned for not being present for our ritual of couch arson.

[MoonStormSong]

Banned for not burning my couch

[Syiren]

Banned because that would ruin the couch potato garden!

[Jamari]

Banned because I've traveled 200 miles today in 7 hours and the couch is still on the table. Have at it.

Edited November 1, 2022 by anonymous

[Astharoshe]

Banned because that's too far to go for couch burning

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not asking why the couch is on top of a table.

[Astharoshe]

Banned for assuming that isn't the most normal thing I've seen today 🤣

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for keeping secrets from us.

[Lagie]

Banned for setting fire to my shop's fence screen.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because there was a fly and I missed, but I could not let it escape!

[Jamari]

banned for murdering flies.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because no biting fly shall escape unscathed.... except when they're way faster than me.

There's one in here now.

Flame On! 🔥 

[Jamari]

Banned because Halloween is over

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because Samhain is November 7th.  And it will be followed by a lunar eclipse. 🌘

Edited November 2, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Jamari]

Banned for Samhain. For being a witch.

Edited November 2, 2022 by anonymous

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you left your broom double parked.

[Jamari]

Banned because Jesus doesn't like witches.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I'm already a hellhorse. 

 

[StarKaabii]

Banned for being half Hellfire Wyvern.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being species-ist.

[StarKaabii]

Banned because Mistras don’t do species-ism.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you banned me for my ancestry!

[StarKaabii]

Banned because (insert generic excuse here)