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1,000 ways to get kicked out of dragon school

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53. Convince everyone that the Lumina dragon is part of the Luminati.

Edited by lovecats99

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55. Release a band of hellhorses, seragamma wyverns, and hellfire dragons into the library and step on their tails to make them mad and raging. Invite your friends to watch the spectacle and chew popcorn while you yell "WHO WILL WIN THE DRAGON FIRE BRAAAAAAAAAWL?!"

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57. Swap the Dean's caveborn gold egg for a tiny mint egg that's painted gold. Deny any allegations even when your hands have metallic gold paint stains.

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60. Melt all the cheese dragons into gooey cheese and make cheese sandwiches and mac and cheese out of them. Stuff the cafeteria with that food and call it "Mystery Pasta" and "Mystery Sandwiches" and don't tell anyone.

 

(Imagine if the cheese dragons tried to reform while bits of themselves are stuck INSIDE YOU? How creepy would that be!?)

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(Imagine if the cheese dragons tried to reform while bits of themselves are stuck INSIDE YOU? How creepy would that be!?)

Good Grief. xd.png

 

61. Release all the Cavern Lurkers into the dorms at night.

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63. At the Halloween Disco, attempt to Zombify the Water Walkers because 'they all look like aliens and would make great Zombies.'

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70. Dress up like Dracula with two vampire dragons as your bodyguards and claim that you want to suck the egg yolk of the principle's prized egg.

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71. Having the Whiptails race through the hall at breakneck speed during class/period change.

Edited by JolteonTails

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72. Give Sunny D to Sunrise dragons claiming they will glow like the sun if they drink five whole gallons each

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73. Decorating immobile Nocturnes with Christmas ornaments, tinsels, and lights.

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74. Use Permanent Pink Paint on the Stripe dragon to prove that, in Biology, environmental factors can truly change the colour of a dragon.

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75. Have a chicken chug down an entire soda

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76. Bugging an extremely appealing dragon with perfect lineage to breed with your matching dragon.

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