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This game is simple. Ask the person above you a ridiculous question where the answer is extremely obvious (like, what is your username, but try to make it more original) or a completely goofy question that has absolutely nothing to do with anything (like why did you steal my butterfly?) The next person to post has to answer the question above then ask his own, and so on.

 

All board rules apply. No attacking and keep it clean!

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Why do you bite my bees?

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I didn't! smile.gif

 

Does the horse know she has wings?

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Because I let them

 

Why is the rum gone!?

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The pirates took it.

 

Why did you eat my box of crayons?

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Because my cat told me to.

 

Why did you paint my piano grey, the most boring color ever?

 

Edit: I change my question. Who ate my twinkies? I need those for the zombie Apocalypse!

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I think it's flat, or is it a square? Oh, I know! It's cat shaped!

 

Why did you put my pet cat on a hotdog bun? That's just weird.

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Because it was lonely

 

When is tomorrow and why is there a donkey there? I'm confused.

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Tomorrow will be always coming but it'll never get here! So there's not donkey in it!

 

AH! What happened to the wild ponies! They've all been painted pink!

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No, it's supposed to be green.

 

What happened to the blue banana?

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A keyboard is something you type on, or just throw when you're angry.

 

 

Why does that camouflage deer carry a shotgun?

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I swear I was only trying to find out why he kept waking me up at night.

 

Why am I at work? And how did I get here?

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