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Puppy fur is pretty lucrative on the black market.

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

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Becaus I hit you with a sleeping spell

 

Who ate all my computers?

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Of course the sky is green!

 

Who killed the mango? It was my pet!

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*points to a hammer* It was him!

 

Who stole all my plasmid grenades?

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the grenade man that lives in a grenade cave full of grenades

 

Do we have the ability to ask questions?

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I don't know why I can't see its just bright outside...

 

Are you going too eat that?...

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Because upon reflecting deeply in a philosophical way, you'll find out these questions aren't dumb at all

 

 

Why can I see?

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Well you have eyes. Big, pink, anime eyes. Or is it manga?

 

What happened to the gold at the end of the rainbow?

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You teleport back to another blackhole and get stuck teleporting between two of them forever.

 

Why am I here?

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That one's easy; you are here because that is where you currently are. Duh!

 

I had lunch at 4. It is now 11:30, why am I hungry again?

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Because you had lunch the day before...

 

Where do chicken nuggets come from?...

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Because you got hit with a shovel...

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?...

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