Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Mirhana]

Part of the French menu, I assure you it's well cooked.

 

Waited, there's a tooth in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*takes away the tooth and leaves a quarter in it's place*

 

Waiter, there's an opera singer standing in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

That's the free entertainment with every meal, songs by request.

 

Waiter, there's a clam in my soup.

[Indigo_Dragon]

I thought you ordered the clam chowdah? The house's specialty!

 

Waiter there is a black dragon in my soup! He tried to bite my head off! E_E

[Denwayasha]

Didn't you order the Black dragon bean soup??

 

Waiter, there's a giraffe in my soup!

[Darien]

That is our long neck special...

 

Waiter, Waiter there's soup in my soup!...

[Denwayasha]

Well what did you expect to find in your soup?

 

Waiter, there's a crow in my soup.

[Mokastar712]

Than eat it.

 

Waiter, there's a person in my soup!

[Indigo_Dragon]

You ordered a soup with a "great personality!"

 

Waiter, there is a dancing jalapeno pepper in my soup and it's singing "Ay Caramba!"

[Denwayasha]

You did ask for extra spicy soup, yes?

 

Waiter, there's a bag of french fries in my soup.

[MissHippie]

Sorry about that! *removes french fries* Here, enjoy your bag.

 

Waiter, there is a dead body in my soup.

[Lovecats]

We weren't kidding around with our Halloween menu. We wanted it to be top notch and ultra realistic for our customers to enjoy!

 

Waiter, there is a cat in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Yes, we're currently partnered with the local animal shelter to encourage our patrons to adopt a cat. (or two, or three, or five...)

 

Waiter, there's a rosebush growing in my soup!

[Zeyphr]

Oh, that's our new Rosebud flavor.

 

Waiter, there's a Cheese Dragon hatchling in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Didn't you order the cheese soup?

 

Waiter, there's a Magma hatchling in my soup.

 

[Lovecats]

We call this dish, 'on the go!'. Basically, we leave all the work upto the hatchling, preparing the dish and whatnot and then let it sit in the middle of the bowl until it is completely ready! (as in boiled) Just don't anger it or it'll burn you or even worse, turn you into it's next dish.

 

Waiter, there is an emoticon in my soup!

Edited September 25, 2015 by lovecats99

[Denwayasha]

Oh my, how did that get in there?

 

Waiter there's an in my soup!!

[Dorchadas]

Then eat it.

 

Waiter, there's a diurnal anomaly in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*fixes it with lots of duct tape* There you go.

 

Waiter, there's a pegasus in my soup!

[Zelandonia]

then fly away with her.

 

Waiter there is button in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

That's not a button, it's a button mushroom, it's mushroom soup.

 

Waiter, there's a zipper in my soup.

[Indigo_Dragon]

It's our special "Zip your lip!" soup.

 

Waiter there's a CB gold egg in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

It was supposed to be a quail egg in there, here's the quail egg and let me take that CB gold egg (and put it right on my scroll)

 

Waiter, there's a small palm tree in my soup.

[Indigo_Dragon]

You asked for our Island Special!

 

Waiter there's Jack Frost skating in my soup! D:

Edited September 27, 2015 by Sapphira_Majoram

[Zelandonia]

Hey dude take a chill pill

 

 

Waiter, there's a finger in my soup.