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Looked and didn't find this topic here. So! Like it says in the title. What's your favorite lines/quotes from a video game?

 

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"Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'M a POTATO." from Portal 2 is classic.

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Pretty much all the speeches from Shepard or Hackett before the big dangerous missions in Mass Effect 2 and 3... this in particular.

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"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the Tunnel of Love? You wouldn't think it could happen 'cause the water's so shallow, but that's how it gets you, man. Overconfidence. Keith was with his lady at the time, and he was yellin' for her to save him, but she didn't want to get wet."

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"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the Tunnel of Love? You wouldn't think it could happen 'cause the water's so shallow, but that's how it gets you, man. Overconfidence. Keith was with his lady at the time, and he was yellin' for her to save him, but she didn't want to get wet."

I love that one! Ellis is always my choice character in that game smile.gif

 

Soo hard to decide on my absolute favorite game quotes, I'll stick with these two for now:

 

Curiosity Sphere(Portal): "Where are we going? Are you coming back? What's that noise? Is that a gun? Do you smell something burning? Ooooohh... what's in heeeere?"

 

AND

 

Zoey(L4D): "I can't get over how FAST they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie censorkip.gif on that, you know? They're not...ALLOWED to be so fast."

 

 

 

 

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Portal:

GLaDOS: Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye", and you were like, [deep voice] "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.

 

Portal 2:

Cave Johnson: If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. Now, that's normal; we've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is it's working.

 

Pretty much 90% of the lines from Portal 2 had me dying of laughter, actually. But the one about the gasoline always stood out to me.

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"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee." ~ The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

 

There are a few good Portal 2 ones though xd.png

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Portal 2 is full of awesome quotes, but I particularly like this one.

GLaDOS: "Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know...after you murdered me. Look. We've both said a lot of things we're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."

 

Dragon Age II had some good ones...

Bodhan: "I wonder what will happen to him when I'm gone. Ah, I try not to think about it."

Sandal: "...I want some pie!"

Sandal is made of win. 8| Even the NPC's are hilarious. XD I fondly recall laughing when I heard the following: Random NPC: "Elf this, and elf that... I'll elf his mother."

 

There's this other quote I really like, but it's not from a video game..."Oh, no tears please...it's a waste of good suffering." - Hellraiser

 

There's more, but I can't think of any.

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Just about anything said before a battle in Soulcalibur IV.

 

"I am not your pawn anymore" The Apprentice to Darth Vader

 

 

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Says in my signature.

 

Midna, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess:

"You don't have to look so sad! We actually find it to be quite livable! I mean, is perpetual twilight really that bad?"

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"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality!"~Aster (well, it's likely it originated with him, anyway) from Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World

 

(TC, you should consider checking out the Tales of Series topic, TotA is awesome!)

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"Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!"

Pretty obvious who did that.

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Says in my signature.

 

Midna, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess:

"You don't have to look so sad! We actually find it to be quite livable! I mean, is perpetual twilight really that bad?"

darnet! i was gonna quote that!

 

 

"Now is not the time for levity,Midna." Zelda from Twilight Princess.

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"Here, take this gun and don't die." -forget where from.

Best quote ever. xd.png

 

 

"Kshaaaaaar!"

-Typhlosion, Pokemon Crystal

(trust me, the battle cries of your starter are music to your ears if you've grown up with these games.)

 

"So you are satisfied with defeat, then? It doesn't gnaw at your soul like a rabid badger?"

-Rupert, stereotypically-British rival from Fossil Fighters Champions

 

"You gotta belieee[voice cracks]eeve! Heh heh."

-Spyro the Dragon, after his rescuee tells him that he didn't believe such a little dragon could get so far in his quest

 

(Fun fact: Almost typed "fat" instead of "far" by accident. Sorry, Spyro.)

 

"The bard, having slain the random wolf, found that it had digested not only the contents of a small treasury, but also various household goods... wait, am I reading that correctly? That can't be right."

-Narrator, Bard's Tale

 

 

...I probably should have thought of some better ones, but yeah. Braindeadness = bad posts.

 

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"Who's the boss? Who's the boss? It's me."

-Ebil Wheatly, Portal 2

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(( Note: Only happens if you name your horse "Yo Mama" in Twilight Princess ))

 

"Don't ride Yo Mama too hard, you might hurt her!"

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Portal 2

 

"Well, this is the part where he kills us."

"Hello. This is the part where I kill you."

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You

Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You

 

And then...

 

"Holmes vs. Moriarty. Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"

 

Actually, pretty much anything said by Wheatley. And GLaDOS. And Cave Johnson. And Space Core... yeah, Portal 2's just full of awesome quotes. xd.png

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@PollyCockatrice

 

Agreed.

 

"You'll love this next level... To DEATH. It's to DIE for."

"We get it already... We're going to die."

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(( Note: Only happens if you name your horse "Yo Mama" in Twilight Princess ))

 

"Don't ride Yo Mama too hard, you might hurt her!"

oh my god that is hilarious!

 

 

 

"Hena's old! Hena's very old!"

hena's pet bird in twilight princess. i forgot it's name.

 

 

"Cats. I dont mind the house bound types. But the big ones. Well thats another story."

unamed person in cabelas big game hunter for wii. ya know, the one with a friken grizzly bear in the first level so newbies can keel over with a heart attack when it comes out of nowhere.

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everything the TF2 characters say.

 

" You were the closest thing I've ever had to a son, and that's why this hurts. " - Frank Fontaine, Bioshock.

 

" Would you kindly? " - Atlas, Bioshock.

 

and basically every word uttered from Augustus Sinclair's mouth.

 

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Anything that Fawful from Mario says ever.

 

"And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

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What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? - Paarthurnax from Skyrim. I wanna hug that dragon! <3

 

Also, anything Sheogorath says...I fricken' love that guy: "CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!"

''Woops! I guess the cat's out of the bag on that one! Who puts cats in bags anyhow? Cats HATE bags.''

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