Typing with your eyes shut

[Lilac_Lazuli]

Ot sttp hsf brrn dcheldrf git Fhguczy mzf h 27rh ay 9 20 a,

 

Next:

Sphinx of black quartz judge my vow

[Syiren]

Sojinc of black qeartz jusge mt vow

 

Next:

Blue glows the brightest.

[Lagie]

Bkur fliss thw vrufgrest

 

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

[KittyloverWV]

Yhe eiivk growh fox Jones over thr lant tof

 

It's not a lie, it's a terminalogical inexactitude  

[LadyMadonna]

It's not a lie, it's a terminalogical inexactitude

Green grow the rushes, O

[WaterScorpion]

Grenn gro the rushes, O

 

(biblically accurate angel) Be Not Afraid

[Lovecats]

(biblically accourate angel) Be Not Afraid

 

oh my god, its a new dergon!!!!

[WaterScorpion]

oh my god, its a new dergon!!!!

 

I'M ON FIRE!!! You can't put me out

[chickadeelover]

I'M ON FIRE!!! You can't put me out

 

Reading a book in ONE sitting is SO hardcore

[WaterScorpion]

Reading a book in ONE sitting is SO hardcore

 

I probably should have told her about the new electric fence.

[chickadeelover]

I probably should have told her about the new electric fence.

 

(I happen to agree.)

 

Hey Waiter, there's a hair in my Fanta

[WaterScorpion]

Hey Waiter, ther's a hair in my Fanta.

 

(I'll be nice and give you the "translated" text XP)

 

In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

[Naraku]

In his house at R'lueh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

Next:
Whoops That Was My Extra Dangerous Glass

[WaterScorpion]

Whoops That Was My Extra Dangerous Glass

 

I'm Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate!

[Edenello]

I'm Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate!

 

Cats are cute little menaces.

[WaterScorpion]

Cats are cute little menaces.

 

(the below was googled, I take no credit)

 

"All aboard and anchors away," amused Angela, awkwardly and absolutely aligned.

[Edenello]

+All abord and an jors away $ amused Angela awkwardly and absolutely alignes.

 

(Somehow did that on my phone without spellcheck. Below is from My Singing Monster's Cold Island)

 

Look at the stars in the big black ink, tell me what you feel and tell me what you think

[WaterScorpion]

Look at the stars in the big black ink, tell me what you feel and tell me what you think

 

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

[LadyMadonna]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

 

(Here's another tongue twister  

 

The chip shop in space sells space ship shaped chips.

[Skeever]

the chip shop in spcae sells space ship shaped chips.

 

dam close!

 

 

I will carry some of your burden.

[WaterScorpion]

I will carry some of your burden.

 

This meeting could've been an email.

[Lagie]

This keryont foykdbr g44j wj 3jw7o.

 

What a to do to die today.

[WaterScorpion]

What a to do to die today.

 

Merry meet, merry part, and merry meet again

[Lagie]

Mryyi ltty meytu pdy6 enr k455u l456 eye7b.

 

The Flaming Pirate of Nagamaki

[WaterScorpion]

The Flaming Pirate Of Nagamaki

 

oop, couldn't remember if "of" was capitalized

 

I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.