Typing with your eyes shut

[WaterScorpion]

He dropped on $4.37 on the street. But- why the value is so detailed?

 

What was sundered and undone, shall be whole, the two made one!

[sh20000sh]

What was sundered and undone, shall all whorle, the two amde one#

 

Cpoy tihs txet, inculding all typoes.

[WaterScorpion]

Cpoy tish txet, inculding all typoes.

 

whoops, so close uwu

 

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday

[w0rmg0d]

(I'm on my phone so expect autocorrect)

 

Ibeillblovebuoi it ibj3h3rbseebuoi again and I will love you if I see you 3b34yeqy

 

Allium sphaerocephalon is a species of wild plant in the onion family. 

[MessengerDragon]

a;;ium sphadroxephqloh iw q wp3do32 of wil  plany on yjr onion family.

 

"Whatever you type, include the letter 'z'."

[w0rmg0d]

"A whatever you type include 4hebp35534 kl{s{ *

 

(well that went off the rails pretty quickly!) 

 

You're never too old to have fun.

[Mew_1]

It's a bit unfair for me to play this considering it doesn't matter whether or not my eyes are open, but hey what the heck.

 

You're never too old to have fun.

 

There's a baby monkey riding backwards on a pig.

[WaterScorpion]

I mean, same here, but I do it anyways. At this point it becomes a memorization game.

 

There's a baby monkey riding backwards on a pig.

 

Look at the stars, look how they shine for you and everything you do.

[subwoofer]

"ppl sy tjr dyts. ;ppl jpe tjey djomr gpt hypi snf rbrtuyjimh upi hfp/

 

Spelunking is a very interesting activity.

[WaterScorpion]

Spelunking is a very interesting activity.

 

These words are all I have so I write them.

[sh20000sh]

These words are all so I write them.

 

oKBaJ is red, a8yKG is blue, 1JK1L is sweet and so are... nevermind.

[subwoofer]

pJbaj is red, a9wks is blue. 1Jk!L ias weear ands so are,,,, nevrmdfing

 

Coffee in the morning, sleep at night, you look like a dream come true.

[WaterScorpion]

Coffee in the morning, sleep at night, you look like a dream come true.

 

There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.

[subwoofer]

There is love enough for everyine nb this workd uf oieoke wiukk ghsyt kiij,

 

Someday we will all become oneironauts, one way or the other.

[WaterScorpion]

Someday we will all become oneironauts, one way or the other.

 

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Lagie]

Hek. Nh bsmt id obigo mobtluz. Glj rv my fwyher. Lyrlate tk fot.

 

(It's well nigh impossible on a phone! )

 

This pencil is not a brontosaurus, and none of us is Miss America, except for Miss America, who is. 

[Rachel Maddow][< don't add that]

[WaterScorpion]

first off......wat?

 

This pencil is not a brontosaurus, and none of us is Miss America, except for Miss America, who is.

 

Now I thought about what I wanna say, but I never really know where to go, so I chained myself to a friend

[subwoofer]

BIwq I rhoiyfgr VIYR wgat u wabba satm vyr u bnever reakkt jniw wgwrer ti gim so i chained mayself toa friend

 

It is not so easy to change the gravity of this situation, or any situation, as gravity does not like to change.

[Confused Cat]

It si not so eysy to change the gravity of this situation, or any situation, as gravity does not like to change.

 

 

If that guy doesn't fix the air-conditioning unit this time, we will invite a sheep to bite him in the nose.

 

[WaterScorpion]

If that guy doesn't fix the air-conditioning unit this time, we will invite a sheep to bite him in the nose.

 

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[sh20000sh]

You either die a hero or rather live long enough tho see yourself a villan.

 

Nothing had happened Yesterday, I mean, yesterday.

[Lovecats]

Nothing had happened yesrerday, I mean yesterday

 

Oooh, almost!

 

Crows Are Capable of Conscious Thought, Scientists Demonstrate For The First Time

[sh20000sh]

Crows Are Capable Consccious,. Scientists Demonstarts For The First Time.

Pardon?

 

Sunday, February Seventh, Two-thousand twenty-one.

[catstaff]

Sunday, February Seventh, Two-thousand twenty-one.

 

If you can read this, you're literate!

[sh20000sh]

If you can read this, you are literate!

 

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