Smack Your Keyboard

[Felixr2]

So now Harry goes loithering down Bond Street?

 

 

aoweighn

[greenglassesgal]

Allie once wrestled eight irate gorillas holding nunchucks.

 

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[Dirtytabs]

Jason, weigh in.

Bartender, tend for us.

 

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Edited September 11, 2016 by dirtytabs

[Denwayasha]

Ew, cold hard raw steaks.

 

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[purplehaze]

Artificial intelligence; some evil ungodly gruesome force

 

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[Fortune86]

Woven dreams in mysterious small packages sent.

 

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[Denwayasha]

Flaming DJ caught dancing pompously on quilts.

 

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[Felixr2]

Anyway, 78 would yield 6.

-this could easily make sense in the right context-

 

 

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[Lemniscate]

AAAAH, everyone ok? Good, his united 4 is 3 rounds grabbed under influence.

 

That... didn't make any sense and was the best I could do with two numbers thrown in there.

 

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[Denwayasha]

Zebras fight eagles viciously, you wouldn't understand. Don't grab silly jewels.

 

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[Lemniscate]

Before you fire us, why 6 nickels?

 

cause be-fore is like be-four and fire is like five ok i'm done bye

 

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Edited September 14, 2016 by Silverphoenixx

[Denwayasha]

So do be good, kids. Kangaroos dance loudly, sing killer jams! End of discussion.

 

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[Dirtytabs]

A sod fights jackals.

 

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[Denwayasha]

Few officers involved. No threat of violent voles.

 

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[greenglassesgal]

Nate had juggled 8 for Rachel's granny's xenon surprise.

 

... I have no idea.

 

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[Denwayasha]

Fruit juice quickly was poured out so aardvarks could drink it.

 

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[Syiren]

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So jumping into ditches gets happy helpful; kids liking letters beware.

 

^that was odd.

 

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[Denwayasha]

Fine jewels were elegantly kicked from her wardrobe and eaten. Kale lies.

 

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[Clya]

cats flew lazily, jumping skyward over golden horses, beware yelling

 

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[Felixr2]

Xenowyrms fire dumb gingers judging utterly much your yoga hymn cussing.

 

Whoops, forgot:

 

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Edited September 23, 2016 by Felixr2

[Dirtytabs]

Overdrawn in several online banking institutions

 

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[Denwayasha]

Surly dingoes twirl yams in opera gentleman's hats

 

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[Felixr2]

Rob's 68-years-old Hydreigon used outrage.

 

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Edited September 25, 2016 by Felixr2

[Denwayasha]

Ahoy; I overnight guest here in our nation.

 

Sounds like a bad Google translation.

 

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[Wildmoon]

1 pound quesadilla won't even fulfill his undying influence.

 

I had quesadilla's for lunch today >.>

 

 

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