Ban the person above you!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not putting them under your bed like a normal bibliophile.

[catstaff]

11 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Banned because I don't remember that part. (Was that how the twin was murdered?)

Yes, Grandmother put arsenic in the powdered sugar on the cookies she was feeding the kids every night. I don't remember if the twin ate more than his share or if he was just extra-susceptible to it for one reason or another though.

 

Banned for not having enough shelf space.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for wanting things to fall on me.

[catstaff]

Banned for not wearing protective gear.

[Lagie]

Banned for not sending over bubble wrap.

[catstaff]

Banned for forgetting that I popped all the bubble wrap.

[Lagie]

Banned for daring to do so. Haven't you seen Kerblam!?

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for mentioning something I don't know in your ban.

[Lagie]

Banned for not knowing Doctor Who's Kerblam! episode. (It involves bubble wrap.)

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for assuming I watch Dr. Who. I've never seen it.

[Lagie]

Banned for never having seen it. (By choice? Or just not available?)

[catstaff]

Banned for not putting up a picture of the TARDIS. Or a dalek.

 

[Lagie]

Banned for doing both.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for waiting until the last minute.

[catstaff]

Banned for being ridiculously early.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because how did you know? Where did you hide the cams?

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for saying I smelled like burnt gunpowder in a previous post. What makes you think that?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for making out with a bomb. 

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for using the term "making out"

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for lurking and waiting for me to post.

[Lagie]

Banned for not sending me a 2023 tree.

[catstaff]

Banned for wanting to import trees.

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for a non-animated Pusheen picture.

[Syiren]

On 2/4/2023 at 8:45 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Banned for not putting them under your bed like a normal bibliophile.

Banned for suggesting my books go to die. My copy of the Monster Book of Monsters made the space under my bed its nest and isn't above eating any competition.

 

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Banned because not all pictures need to "Move it! Move it!" 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for making me think of this.