Ban the person above you!

[Syiren]

banned because it has no mushrooms or ham.

[catstaff]

Banned because you're right... and also it doesn't have pineapple.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being ungrateful for free food.

[RegalPlumewing]

Banned dikspaoalapapaysgsbznlaoaush

[catstaff]

Banned for imitating Ozzy Osbourne's speech patterns.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for insulting Ozzy.

[catstaff]

Banned because stating a fact is not being insulting. People have been wondering since the '70s how Ozzy can sing so clearly, yet speak so completely unintelligibly.

[Syiren]

Banned because my roommates want to make sure I get enough sleep tonight. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because your roommates didn't plan ahead and buy chloroform.

[catstaff]

Banned for expecting anyone's roommates to be anything other than spontaneous.

[Starscream]

Banned for not having a Decepticon as their avatar.

[Lagie]

Banned for meowing.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for feeding them a brownie. They live here now.

[Syiren]

Banned because I'd love a brownie. 

[RegalPlumewing]

Banned because I legally cannot mash my keyboard here anymore

[catstaff]

Banned for pouting that you can't mash your keyboard here anymore.

[Syiren]

Banned because its more fun to mash potatoes.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for singing 'Addicted To Spuds.'

[Lagie]

Banned for hearing non-existent music.

[catstaff]

Banned for not appreciating Weird Al Yankovic.

[Lagie]

Banned 'cause I hadn't heard that one of his before. Reminds me of DC's potato meme.

[catstaff]

Banned for bringing up the potato meme.

[RegalPlumewing]

Banned for having internet addiction to the people that they were talking to you about the same person as you were in a person who is actually a fake one person and you know what they do to you 

[Lagie]

Banned for confounding the issue.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for compounding the issue.