Waddles

[Penjikenji]

The penguin waddles away, with a new friend.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles through a field of mint, stepping on small dragons the entire way.

[Lagie]

 

The penguin waddles to the ER, bringing an injured mint with it.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles out with a much longer bill than it went in with. 🤑

[Darien]

The penguin waddle into a bar...🍻

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles to the restroom.

Edited April 18, 2021 by Lagie
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[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles back out after leaving a deposit on the grate of the floor drain. The bartender informs the penguin that the restroom is for paying customers only.

 

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Edited April 19, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

The penguin waddles into the void 

[Lovecats]

The penguin waddles back out of the void with its shopping and a soda.

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles to the local library to find a book to enjoy.

[Lovecats]

The penguin waddles to the school after discovering it doesn't know how to read.

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles into the principal's office, in trouble for not being registered.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles out of the principal's office after being unable to fill out the legal guardian part of the form.

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles to the school library.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles out of the library after abusing its guest pass to use the computer to watch bird mating videos.

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles outside into the bushes.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles across the library lawn, divebombed by two angry mockingbirds thst were nesting in the bushes.

[Lovecats]

The penguin waddles off the school premises, frustrated after being rejected 3 times for his (mostly) innocent antics.

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles over to Ye Olde Ice Cream Shoppe.

[Lovecats]

The penguin waddles to the local park, delighted with the shrimp paste, ice cube cone deluxe they 'purchased' from behind the shop.

[Lagie]

 

The penguin waddles over to the duck pond seeking companionship.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles while trying to wag his tail like the Muscovy ducks.

 

(they're the black and white ducks with red warty faces, but a very old breed and usually gentle and friendly.They wag their tails like dogs and bob their heads.)

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles away in defeat, head down, when none of the ducks respond.

 

We have a Muscovy duck problem here, which seems to have been caused by one woman who kept introducing them to ponds where they should never have been, causing many people a great deal of effort to remove and rehome them.

Edited May 9, 2021 by Lagie
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[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles into Lagie's house and opens the fridge.

[Lovecats]

The penguin waddles into Lagie's living room with a mountain of teas, juices, apples, brownies, and goldfish crackers.