Waddles

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles into Compulsive Posters' Anonymous Volume Twenty and takes over.

[Lagie]

Lagie waddles in with @Fortune86's flamethrower, looking like she means business, so the penguin waddles out the back door with its plate of food.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

😆 

 

The penguin waddles down the street, looking for new work opportunities, after having nearly been fired literally and only getting a plate of snacks as a severance package.

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles into the nearest travel agent's hoping they might have a job opening.

[HangeZoe]

The penguin waddles in front of a train to fell what it’s like to fly

[Fortune86]

The penguin waddles on past the front of the train, which has stopped to let Fortune86 off as she hunts down @Lagie to get her flamethrower back. 

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles back to CPA to warn Lagie that @Fortune86's on the warpath.

[Fortune86]

The penguin waddles over to the CPA brownies that @Lagie made just as Fortune86 kicks the door in. 

[Lovecats]

The penguin waddles swiftly across the room to the nearest exit, whilst skillfully throwing the cookies like shuriken s at Fortune86.

[HangeZoe]

The penguin waddles to its sniping spot, pulls out his high caliber sniper rifle, and takes down Fourtune86, therefore helping Lagie escape. 
(Don’t worry, it’s just a tranquilizer dart)

Edited May 11, 2021 by Gavvv24

[Lagie]

 

The penguin waddles away under cover of darkness, satisfied with a job well done.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles down an alley, unware of the dark figure watching from the rooftops

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles into a late-night diner thus blocking the figure's view.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles to table with a bowl of fish chowder, but the table and seat are both over his head.

 

Edited August 15, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

The penguin waddles out the door with his chowder.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles past the house and loses its bowl of chowder to the dog that Lagie is petsitting.

[Lagie]

Sounds about right. The dog is a ginormous mastiff!

 

The penguin waddles away empty-winged.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin wipes away a tear as it waddles over to the pool and dives in. The music starts.

[HangeZoe]

The penguin waddles into a volcano on accident after forgetting that volcanoes and the lava inside are very hot. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Magma Penguin waddles along towards the airport fuel tanks, melting the asphalt and starting fires.

[Lagie]

Magma Penguin waddles into the ocean to cool off.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Magma penguin waddles through the shallows, evaporating the ocean water and also starting to harden.

 

Edited September 10, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

Magma Penguin waddles naturally contribute greenhouse gas emissions to the atmosphere, requiring Plant Penguins waddles to offset their climate impact.

 

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Here we investigate the decline of Plant Penguins and the implications this has for Penguinogenic Climate Change

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The penguin waddles through @Lagie's latest petsitting home, dragging a Christmas tree, leaving needles embedded in the caerpet.

[Lagie]

The penguin is made to waddle to the cleaning supplies to clean up.