Give the person above a weapon!

[Darien]

I give you the power of the chicken fart!...

 

[Path Light]

A gun

[Darien]

I give you a shove, but only after I hit ya with it...

[Naraku]

I give you a muffin. Use it wisely.

[Darien]

Here take this green rubberban and a hand grenade, but be careful don't put your eyte out with it...

[Esko]

Uh...

Claws?

[Lovecats]

A Greatsword made out of a Massive Stuffed Wolf.

[SUP3RSPAWN3R]

A box that implodes when sniffed too hard

[Valvatorez]

The strongest weapon known to man, A GIANT ROCK

[Path Light]

A gun

[Darien]

I give too you...a banana...

[StormBirdRising]

A modified fully automatic AR-15 that when used properly can cut through a steel door in several seconds.

[Skystep6]

I give you a fork. Now go impale some meatballs!

[TheScorpionKing]

I give you a wooden stake,

or is it a steak?

 

[hgfggg]

A single molecule of cobalt-60.

[Path Light]

A Holy Hand Grenade

[Darien]

I give you a frozen pole, don't not lick it!...

[MetalDragon]

I shall gift you with the Holy Shovel, the mightiest of them all, the shovel of shovels. Use it wisely.

[Draconiusultamius]

I gift you with a fire-breathing duck holding a machine gun.

[Darien]

I give too you the deadly TUBA Missile!...

 

[Darien]

I give too you the deadly TUBA Missile!...

 

[Lemniscate]

I give you a fancy top hat to go with your suit that turns into a giant machine gun.

[Darien]

I give you a potato gun...

[Deinosaur]

Hmm, I'll give you a... water gun!

[Darien]

And I'll give you a potato soup gun...