Posted February 27, 2014 Chuck Norris onces lost a fight only too understand the feeling... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 27, 2014 Ha! Chuck Norris doesn't win any fights, he just let's his opponents lose. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 25, 2014 The only reason light moves so fast is because it heard Chuck Norris was coming... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 27, 2014 Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away. An eclipse is just the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has 4 pet horses. They are white, fiery red, black, and pale, respectively. (... Woah.) Graveyards originally had "Chuck Norris was here" sihns but everyone knew that. Once, Chuck Norris climbed Mount Everest by accident. The only sure things in life are death and taxes. Unless you're Chuck Norris, then they're optional. If you misspell Chuck Norris on google, it doesn't say: Did you mean Chuck Norris? It says RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! Chuck Norris met and exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions. Newborn babies cry because they know they just have entered the world of Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2014 In Japan they have Godzilla, in the U.S. we have Chuck Norris... Share this post Link to post
Posted June 14, 2015 In America, chuck noriss beats everyone. In soviet russia, Chuck Norris still beats everyone. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 1, 2015 chuck norris doesn't walk on water, water walks on him. wait that came out wrong Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 The fear of enclosed spaces is claustrophobia the fear of chuck noris is common scence Share this post Link to post
Posted November 4, 2015 every time chuck norris sneezes a new universe is created Share this post Link to post
Posted November 5, 2015 Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 2, 2016 Chuck Norris doesn't play attention - Attention plays him... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 30, 2018 He who lives by the sword dies by the sword. He who lives by the Chuck Norris dies by the roundhouse kick... Share this post Link to post
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