Ban the Person Above You

[Quackerz]

Banned for having lots of text in your signature.

[sithdragon]

Banned.

 

Just because.

 

[DragDraw]

Banned for stealing pizza in your photo!

[MetalDragon]

Banned for smiley abuse

[Jass]

Banned for putting in "Metal" in your username!

[Syiren]

Banned for firing a rocket launcher in a classroom.

[MetalDragon]

Banned for sleeping in classroom

[Syiren]

Banned for eating and not sharing with other, I'm hungry!

[Hazel360]

Banned for talking about food, and consequently making me hungry.

[Herk]

Banned for not being a descripdoomer

[Hazel360]

Banned for being a descripdoomer. (I think)

[MetalDragon]

Banned for thinking

[Hazel360]

Banned for having a Cirno sprite in your sig.

[MetalDragon]

Banned for the disturbing gaze in your avatar

[Hazel360]

Banned for finding Sweetie Belle's gaze disturbing.

[MetalDragon]

Banned because I don't know what a Sweetie Belle is

[MasterWeavile898]

Not banned because MD is far too epic

[Hazel360]

Banned for liking Pokemon.

[MetalDragon]

Banned for banning the person who didn't ban me

[Hazel360]

Banned for not knowing who Sweetie Belle is.

EDIT: And for setting your year of birth as 1914.

Edited November 6, 2013 by Hazel360

[MetalDragon]

Banned for banning me for two reasons

[DarkShinyLugia]

Banned for the fact that MISSINGNO. is standing(?) right behind you.

[5icky]

Banned because you have 161 dragons on your scroll...

[octopi]

Banned because in the grand scheme of things nothing we do really matters. No matter how hard you work, how much you accomplish, eventually your memory will be lost to the tides of time. And even if you are temporarily important to a few million people, that is insignificant compared to how many galaxies, stars, planets, living things, particles that exist in this universe, even just at this very moment - in another second they will have multiplied infinitely. As all living creatures, the only reason we still exist is that we continually delude ourselves into thinking that we are important. That we matter. But it's all an illusion.

 

For the same reason, you now also owe me a cookie.

Edited November 6, 2013 by Fractional Pi Day

[5icky]

Banned for writing a paragraph that confused my mind.. It changes the entirety of philosophy and practically killed my brain cells due to the lack of sleep and the fact that it actually made me think. And for this, i keep the cookie..