The Last Post Race...

[Nanashi]

*takes post anyways* Meow.

[Lemniscate]

I call Articuno to freeze the cat solid and claim the post for myself.

[Nanashi]

*uses Blast Burn to get out of the ice* You were saying?

[Lemniscate]

*squeezes Pellipper and gets seacatmew all wet* You cannot recover from the mighty Pellipper Water Gun! The post is mine!

[Nanashi]

Just did. *uses Bite* Mine.

[Darien]

Bites Seacatsmew... Mine....

[Lemniscate]

*throws Arceus at Darien and calls Palkia to remove Darien's presence in space*

Now it's mine.

[Darien]

Bites Silverphoenixx... Me is still here...

[Dragonhatchling]

*rides Charizard into battle before letting her Lapras use Sheer cold*

 

Oh... you're all passed out... oh well ^^" mine now!

[Lemniscate]

*evades Sheer Cold*

Have an apple *gives poisonous, worm infested apple*

I guess the post is mine, then.

[Dragonhatchling]

*pets worms and lets them keep their home*

 

You were saying?

[Nanashi]

*throws Pokeball* Go! Felix! *Delphox pops out* Use Mythical Fire! *Felix/Delphox used Mythical Fire!*

...Wait, what are we doing?

[Lemniscate]

*uses Trouble's Land's Wrath*

Now the post is mine!

[Dragonhatchling]

*accidentally learns how to float and somehow is unharmed*

 

Mine now! I think

[Lemniscate]

*rides on Talonflame*

Talonflame, brave bird! You are now KO, so the post is mine

[Dragonhatchling]

*Lapras takes the Bravebird and fires off Hydro Pump instead*

 

Mine now

[Lemniscate]

*throws Dragonhatchling into Chamber of Emptiness*

My post.

[Dragonhatchling]

*creates portal out of Chamber of Emptiness and into Chamber of Fullness*

 

Definitely mine now

[Lemniscate]

*disables portal making and shuts Dragonhatchling into Chamber of Fullness*

You cannot escape, therefore the post is mine

[Darien]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...We!...

[Nanashi]

*throws random apples* I will use innocent face...

[Dragonhatchling]

*gets kicked out of Chamber of Fullness by attempting to make it the Chamber of Equalness*

 

Totally mine

[Nanashi]

... I had a nightmare about needles. D':

[Darien]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

[Nanashi]

*stabs Darien with syringe needles* YOU'RE HEARTLESS! No, seriously, I'm going to take your heart and make cupcakes with it. ._.