The Last Post Race...

[Fortune86]

*teleports away*

[greenglassesgal]

*chases after and drags Fortune back to sitting pile with SCM*

[Nanashi]

*slips out and sits on all of them again* You can't run. Or hide.

[greenglassesgal]

*slips out and sits on top* Yeah, well I can SIT!

[Nanashi]

Denied. *slips out, again, and sits on GGG's head* Oh, I feel tall.

[greenglassesgal]

*slips out yet again and sits on SCM's head* Not anymore.

Edited June 3, 2014 by greenglassesgal

[Fortune86]

Wait....why I am so afraid of two ickle kitty cats?

 

*picks up and snugs*

[Nanashi]

*hisses* Denied. *turns into a giant demon cat and sits on both* Bad Fortune-sama and greenglassesgal-san.

[greenglassesgal]

Oh you baka neko, you. *wriggles out and sits on top again*

[Fortune86]

Well of course I'm bad. I'm Fortune.

 

*pets demon kitty*

[Nanashi]

It's bakeneko... *tails split and become two* And of course I'm a bakeneko. What fun is being a ordinary cat that can fly, use magic, and talk? *climbs back up*

[greenglassesgal]

*scrambles to top again* More of a baka than a neko, if you ask me (of course the Baka that I speak of is the pygmy tribe of Cameroon. What else were you thinking?).

[Nanashi]

I have no clue what you're talking about. I've only ever heard of the yokai, bakeneko. But I'm a shapeshifter, too. *sits on, turning into a giant*

[greenglassesgal]

*not sure if being sarcastic or legit* It's a pun. Baka=stupid/idiot, neko=cat, bakaneko=yokai catbeast. Japanese lessons aside, I'll be sitting on top of you now, thank you very much.

Edited June 3, 2014 by greenglassesgal

[Fortune86]

Why are you both obssessed with sitting on each other? What did I miss?

[Nanashi]

I'm legit. And you're the baka here, you baka. *a giant paper fan appeared!* Aero Blast! *The fan moves and sends a tornado towards them!* I do love my fans~

[greenglassesgal]

*counters with blast from electric fan*

@Fortune: It started around here.

[Nanashi]

*counters with creepy stalker sign* COMBO! *double creepy sign!*

Creepy signs for everyone!

[greenglassesgal]

C͎̜̼̲͈̜r̩̙èep͈̝͕̹̟̦y̸͈̣͚̦̙̰̙ ̶e̬̥̮n̤͕̩͖̝̜ou̘̥̻̫̝̮g̜͙̣͙̕h̘̠̲̘ ̹̣̳͙͇͓f̶̟̞͖̩̬͕o̵͇̠̜̻̝̙ͅr̞̯̪͍͙̜ͅ ͉̙̞̯y̞̰̜̦̘o̸̥̰̭̳̦̜͙u̱̫̖̹͟?҉̜͓

[Nanashi]

Ñ̷̡̖̟̝̩̟̦̹̲̹̈̚o̸̢̫̹̗̹̺̤̜̰̹̓̈́͛͑͆̆̌͆͜.̶̡̳̱͔̮͈͉͕̈́̓́̿̃̄͛͌́͌͜͝͠ ̷̮͔̯̻͕̿̎͘ͅN̷̨̹̦̥̔̃̀͛ȉ̷̯̙͎̗̥͓͈̯̖̬͔̘̙̺̓̅̃̇͝c̴̛̙̺͋̍̍̍̑́͋͝͠ę̵̱͖̳̼͍̲̳̹̙̺͗͜ ̴̝̫̲̘̔́͊̄̿ͅt̵̡̛̹̥͖̝̳̤͙̜̞̉̎͒̓̊́̓͐̇͝ͅŗ̵̠̤̩̟̹͍͇̲̖͍̩̒͌͐̈́̒̚y̵̨̡̨͔͎̩̮̘̖̯͖͍̥͑̊̇̐̌͒͛̅͜,̶̧͔͇̜̾̾̑̓ ̸̱̼̀̒͠ͅẗ̸̮̖̻̜͐̃̀̿h̵̪̩͚̮̙̗̙͚̠̫͂o̶̮̤̥̱͙̭̹̻͒͒͗̎̃̿́̐́͒̇ͅu̵̡̧̧͔̗̲̳̣̅̓̍͒̑̉͂͒͋͒̋͜ĝ̷̺̖͈̫̹̎̉̍h̷̨̪͚̪͔̳̻̰̗̭̞̼̋̃̈̂̒́͘.̵̗̊̿̉͌͑̋͛̀̑̒͠ *sits on*

[greenglassesgal]

Y̵̧̾ͪ̂̈́͌̀̋͑ͤ̋͑̿̀҉̪̭̝̬̺̮̦̖̣͈̤͍̣͔̙̳̦̝͢E̢̻͇̩̜͍͖̩̙̫̮͍̥̞͇̿̽̿̍̋̒ͧ̊͗̽̌̆ͮ̚͡Ȩ̡͕̪̲̻̞̣̘̭̝͓̟̦̜̗̮̮͔̔̀͐͒ͯ̉̍̀̋̈̃͋̈ͅͅE̴̯̭̥̹̤̜͈͍͚̽̓ͪ̋͒̑̉͟S͐̈ͯ̆ͦ҉̢҉̷͕̥̹͇̰͔S̴̵̥͎̜̖̪͖̩͍͉̼̝͓̪̥̱̬̈͊̔ͥ̏͘͞ͅS̸̨̞̙͇̹͖̤͉̘̯̩̰̟̞̬̝̩̠̣͋̀̈ͪͯ̐́̔̋̃͊ͤ̂̈́̍ͮ̓͞ͅS̨̯̞̦͖͚̫̪͕̱̗̤ͮͩͫͧͬ̈ͧ̈́̃̌̽ͤ͊̏̃͛ͫ̐͘͝ͅS̴̙̞̺̳̍ͫ́̓̐ͤͣͫ̅͒̋̈̐͛͟͞Ş̵̧̲͕̘͍͍̱̠̰̘͖̫̻ͬ̎̓̍ͮ͛́͢ͅS̷̵̢͎̩̰̾̒̃̑̍͐̄ͫ̇ͬ̿̐ͫ̓̉̈́̍̈́̓͜͟ͅS̋̔͊̐ͭ҉̢̝̱͚͇̙͎̱̠͇͚͔̫̺̺͝͞!̱̜̞̯͇̥̙̻̯̣̮̰̙̘̒̐͛ͮ̀͑̊̂̎́̓̅͋͗ͪ̚̕͘͞!̶̸̤͕̖̠̺̭̙̞ͥ̓͊̌ͫ̓̓̊ͩ̓ͤ̀͢͠ͅ!̧̲̫̼̻̲̦̣̳̩͓̦̹̝̌͋͒̈́̀̎́͢ͅ!̶̧̼̟͓͗͐ͮͫͮͥ̂ͤͯ̃͆́͗ͣ̆̓ͬ̅̽́̀!͓̯̬̦͙̰̖͚͍͈̺̼̞̙̝͆̿ͭ̄͌ͨ̉̒͒̀ͯ̂́̕͝͝͠ͅ

[Nanashi]

*rolls around in random puddle* Denied.

[Darien]

throws catnip on Seacatsmew...

[Nanashi]

*runs towards Darien* DINNER TIME!

[Sockrael]

*used butterfly net to catch seacatsmew* Nice kitty...