Funniest Dragon Name on the Scroll Above You

[RecycledHeart]

My mother is a fish

 

(probably a piranha. Never have been too fond of that sprite because of the neck)

[m_overdone]

(I hear you.)

 

Chicken Noodle Soup

 

Oh, dear.

[Kimoko_the_Dragon]

Splish Splash I'm Takin' a Bath

[RecycledHeart]

PirateRadioDragon

 

("You stab the chicken and slowly roast it over the fire.")

[Ribombee]

I suck at making kids

 

(Oh my god, I have a gold just like it! I can't even get it to give me a fail. I've been breeding it over a year!)

[m_overdone]

My Nametag Says Bob

 

(I am not sure why this is so funny, but it's hilarious.)

[Ribombee]

(It makes me laugh every time I read it, too. It's stupidly funny. )

 

Mr Neigh-bors

(For a horse dragon!)

[Lovecats]

"Is that ANOTHER Freckle" would have to be the funniest, but my favourite would be "I'm Blue Da Ba De Da Ba Die" (that song never gets old!)

[Denwayasha]

Shamwow Ding Queen

 

Would love to know the story behind that name...

Edited August 14, 2015 by Denwayasha

[m_overdone]

Puffybreeze

[Windra]

Mommmm what's wrong with my neck

 

Poor baby

[m_overdone]

Agony That can Cut like a Knife

 

(give me more of that music!! )

[LadyBelz]

Sauron's Favorite Pool Toy

 

Lol!!!!!!

[m_overdone]

Captain Ankles - Biter Squadron

 

[Lovecats]

good-morning-starshine (The Earth Says Hello!!)

[OriginalMara]

Pretty much all your two-headed Lindwurms! haha

 

But this one is my fave: Fluffy the Winged Potato

[RecycledHeart]

I've got crabs

 

(Ummmm crabs like from down there? Or crabs that you eat?)

[OriginalMara]

Supposed to be the shellfish! 'Cause the description for Teimarrs says they like seafood.

 

(But there is also the double entrendre I suppose haha).

 

 

 

Anyway...

 

Binge On All My Twinkies

[RecycledHeart]

(Ahaha thanks for claritying that)

 

The real Ryan Adams

[Sansa]

Gummy worm with a complex

 

Priceless

[Windra]

Sexy Angel

 

Ooo, baby

[Denwayasha]

Mambo de Battle

 

I'm just picturing an odd dragon who intimidates their enemies with dancing.

[PixelShark]

Grapescales or Swallowflower. These just tickled me.

[Jashypoo]

Heli'um

^see what you did there

[LadyBelz]

Fluffy Superstar!!!

 

(-throws up hands- Superstar!)