Ban the person above you!

[LadyMadonna]

Banned for not bathing because of missing Mountain Dew.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not letting me sweat without consequences.

[Lagie]

Banned for forgetting your sweatsocks.

[Jamari]

Banned for even thinking of sweatsocks when you're under a heat advisory.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for mentioning heat advisories.

We've been under one for over a month, but the vegetation is still really green, how does that work?

[Jamari]

Water. Banned for not watering your vegetation at night so the water really gets a chance to soak in overnight.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for reminding me I need to water.

[Jamari]

Banned for not watering the h*** out of everything at sundown.

[Lagie]

Banned for referencing a really hot place in the middle of a heat advisory.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because 😩

[Lagie]

Banned for letting emojis do the talking.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because we're supposed to get rain today.... after a mechanic promised to look at my vehicle which is parked in my yard.

[Jamari]

Banned for living in hot places.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I don't have a choice.

[Jamari]

banned because the weather always changes.One thing you can count on, is that things are gonna change. Not just the weather. This too shall pass..

Edited July 16, 2023 by Chusi

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned it's not passing fast enough to suit me.

[Jamari]

Banned because Gods watch is in a different time zone. Sometimes He teaches us Lessons about patience. And  living one day at a  time. Tomorrow is invisible and so is yesterday. That's why each day is called a present. Be happy and enjoy your present. It's the best one you can get!

Edited July 16, 2023 by Chusi

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for the unrequested life lesson. 

[Jamari]

Banned because I made a vow to God in Alcoholics Anonymous to share my experience, strength and hope with the world in exchange for my sobriety. If you don't like hearing the Truth, don't talk to me because that's how I roll. I won't ever be back to this thread.

[purplehaze]

Banned for taking offense where none was intended.

[LadyMadonna]

Banned for planting a hedge after taking a fence away (see what I did there?) 😀

[Lagie]

Banned for hedging the issue.

[LadyMadonna]

Banned for hedge trimming

[Lagie]

Banned for losing my clippers.

[LadyMadonna]

Banned for excessively long toe nails.