Ban the person above you!

[Lagie]

Banned because bees sting (and yes, I know they're crucial pollinators!).

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for assuming ALL bees sting.

[Lagie]

Banned for not politely changing the topic to honey.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because  honey.

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for swearing.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for morality testing.

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for mentioning testing and reminding me of school.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because school trauma lasts forever. Accept it.

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for telling me to accept school trauma.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned  because there is no way to around it. You must press through.

[Lagie]

Banned for wielding an iron.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for taking the putter 

[Lagie]

Banned for moving to golf (which, weirdly, I knew you were going to do ).

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because a steam iron is only useful until you hit the end of the extension cord 

[Lagie]

Banned for melting the cord by hitting it with a hot iron.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for using a curling iron on the extension cord until it looked like a rotary phone cord.

[Syiren]

Banned because you just reminded me of the landline see through phone my parents had when I was a kid. Also banned for making me feel old! (I'm 34 gosh dang it! That is not old! *whimpers* )

[Lagie]

Banned because at just over half my age you're definitely not old.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because we don't count birthdays here.

So no one gets any older.

[Lagie]

Banned for wiping out our personal holiday.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because those are called vacation days.

[Kitsuma]

Banned because I don't have vacations days only accumulated PTO.

[Lagie]

Banned for not clarifying your acronym.

[Kitsuma]

Banned for not knowing the acronym.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being secretive and refusing to say what it's an acronym for.