forum food fight

[Esko]

Hey Path Light! LOOKIE over here!

 

*chucks rock candy meteors at Path Light* FACE THE EXCINCTION ONCE AGAIN!

 

*puts on cool shades*

 

NYAN CAT METEOR MADE OF POPTARTS!!

 

[Muchsyrup]

summons giant meatloaf golem and has it begin to eat people

 

how do you feel now that the tables have turned and the eaten is now the eater

 

[Evil sethoss]

*begins to chew.on the Golem's leg *

[Muchsyrup]

eww that is rancid meatloaf

 

[Evil sethoss]

Oops bleah! *spits all out* you shall pay! *runs toward table jumps criticism off spins and throws hotdog in syrups mouth knocking him over.* What do you say to that?

[Esko]

*sends Chocolate Lava everywhere*

[Evil sethoss]

Fight the chocolate lava with ice cream.

[Muchsyrup]

I say do you have any mustard that hot dog was a bit dry, summons a coke to wash it down -- and then summons a chocolate milk typhoon and a raft.

 

[Evil sethoss]

 

So you want mustard, try this! *summons giant bottle of mustard and hops on to.survive typhoon. Shoots syrup with it knocking him down.

[Muchsyrup]

"If you are going to do it do it right" summons a giant bottle of spicy brown mustard and a second raft and squirts Evil Sethoss while hopping on raft and also summons an umbrella that I proceed to hook to my raft floods whatever room it is we are in with chocolate milk and rides the flood current out of the room reeking havoc on the surrounding area which I turn into roman gladiator arena and fill with diet pepsi

[Evil sethoss]

Oh yeah, *summons. Hotdog then carves out an area turning it into a canoe.* Throws carrots at syrup.

[Muchsyrup]

dodges carrots and summons purple carrot swords and fires them at hot dog raft

 

[Evil sethoss]

Uses deep dish pizza shield to block them.

Edited February 25, 2015 by Evil sethoss

[Muchsyrup]

summons rain of skittles to sink the hot dog raft

 

[Evil sethoss]

Eats skittle so that the boat doesn't sink.

[Muchsyrup]

summons a hot dog bun and spicy brown mustard and then summons giant monster mouth and has it swallow hot dog raft

[Evil sethoss]

Uses bubble gum to block the mouth.

[Muchsyrup]

turns raft into ship summons a range of sausage cannons and begins firing

[Evil sethoss]

*Flees*

[Muchsyrup]

chases

[Evil sethoss]

Bump

[DustyBelle]

Throws nerds by the bucketfull onto the fighters.

 

Eats a handful, "Yummy!"

[Evil sethoss]

Thanks Dusty belle *Eats some Throws some at syrup* temporary alliance against syrup?

[Path Light]

*Throws 30 cookies at Darien*

[Esko]

The ground shakes, swallowing all the food in the arena. A crack forms in the ground, and a giant marshmallow hand rises out of it. A head rises out, made of cake, eyes glowing red with icing. The figure shows a wicked smile, showing candy teeth. He speaks, chocolate syrup pouring out of his mouth. "I AM THE FOOD GOD, AND I SEE YOU WIMPS DISGRACING FOOD FIGHTS! PUNISHMENT SHALL BE GIVEN" and with that, the God slammed his food fist on the ground, the other lifting me into the sky. "THIS ONE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SHALL NOT RECIEVE PUNISHMENT, FOR HE SHOWS GREAT FOOD SKILLS" The area filled with lava hot chocolate syrup, whipped cream covered everything, blocking out the sun. An ice cream blizzard showed no mercy for the fighters. Hot dogs and spicy mustard rained on the people. Eventually, it was a barren food wasteland, and the fighters except for me were buried. The God had punished them.

 

I WIN!!