How did the person above you die?

[Lovecats]

AlanaPerry died after enjoying a book too much (it was exhilarating.)

[StarKaabii]

Lovecats forgot that tigers aren’t always as happy to see you as house cats.

[MoonStormSong]

StarKaabi goes to school in PJs

[KittyloverWV]

Moonstormsong died because of too long a name 

[Trebonth]

KittyloverWV was tattered to pieces by a dog

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Trebonth died of text poisoning.

[Trebonth]

Long_Before_Surprise couldn't suffocate in Thermal Net Launcher squishily enough (aka: died to a glitch).

[Lagie]

Trebonth ate pesto, but is allergic to garlic.

[Trebonth]

Lagie got piled up by angry cats.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Trebonth lost a fight with a rotten tree that insulted thier mother.

[Trebonth]

Long_Before_Surprise couldn't un-retcon herself.

Edited August 7, 2023 by Trebonth

[Lagie]

Trebonth fell into the washing machine just before the lid closed and locked.

[Trebonth]

Lagie died to too much lag-IE-nators

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Trebonth got between the enslaved Princess Leia cosplayer and the old school Star Wars fanbois at the scifi con.

Edited August 9, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise
Spellcheck changed fanbois into boisterous

[Trebonth]

Long_Before_Sunrise bred too many Red Dragons.

[idontknowmynamelmao]

Trebonth drove a car into my dragoncave and got burnt

Edited December 23, 2023 by dkssudzzzz

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

dkssudzzzz chewed through an electric cord.

[Edenello]

Long_Before_Sunrise fed the gremlins after midnight.

[Lagie]

Edenello ate a two week old unrefrigerated pie.

[Iveolra]

Lagie perished due to an unexpected change in atmospheric pressure caused by the flutter of a butterfly's wing

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Iveolra was trampled by a Gallimimus flock.

[idontknowmynamelmao]

Long_before_sunrise got sick because of Long_before_sunriseitis.

[Lagie]

idontknowmyamelmao died when the piano fell from the moving truck.

[Shinorin]

Lagie died by eating too many bananas

[StarKaabii]

Shinorin simply vanished into the aether.