Posted December 27, 2021 Corvi went off course during Delivery Service. The Boreal dragons were all too welcoming. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 27, 2021 @Long_Before_Sunrise died by rocking his chair to much 💁♂️ Share this post Link to post
Posted December 27, 2021 _Terminus got trampled by the Holiday 2008 Dragon in their signature. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 28, 2021 (edited) Corvik thought it was a good idea to start hoovering in my room at 6am. Edited December 28, 2021 by Docthings Share this post Link to post
Posted December 28, 2021 Docthings made me look up "hoover" when im trying to browse the forums. i forgot what they are. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 28, 2021 Corvi accidentally found the Fountain of Youth and reverse aged. (btw, hoovering is also used to describe when a dog walks with its nose to the ground/floor and immediately tries to swallow anything vaguely edible that it finds.) Share this post Link to post
Posted December 28, 2021 That made me smile, thank you. Plus now I have a word to describe what my dog does when he does that. Sunrise was spared due to their advanced knowledge of the English language. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 29, 2021 (edited) I was helping Docthings with her trouble remembering things that happened this year. My effeorts were not appreciated. I hate being unappreciated. So I helpfully pushed her into that open vat to remind her of the importance of safety precautions. Edited December 29, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted December 31, 2021 I forgot Sunrise had a key to my house so when they came to visit at 11pm I thought they were a home invader. They didn't stand a chance against my sonic ray blaster. Share this post Link to post
Posted January 7, 2022 Docthings forgot to put her hearing protection earmuffs, but the Havana mystery illness is solved! Share this post Link to post
Posted January 18, 2022 (edited) Long_Before_Sunrise died from the disappointment of having plenty of food, but nothing in in the house that she wanted fix and to eat. Edited January 18, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted January 19, 2022 Long_Before_Sunrise drowned in a vat of sugary soda. Share this post Link to post
Posted January 19, 2022 Hunh... like this? (Read description.) Long got the short plank. Share this post Link to post
Posted January 23, 2022 @Lagie was exposed to freezing temperatures and flash froze into a statue. Share this post Link to post
Posted January 30, 2022 Sunrise was blown away after deciding to go for a stroll during a bomb cyclone. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 1, 2022 Lovecats was crushed as a result of the table being flipped during a very heated game of Monopoly. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 2, 2022 Docthings is banned from playing Monopoly, but still has the game pieces in her pockets. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 2, 2022 Sunrise flew too close to the sun. Guess they're not immune to a big, hot ball of gas. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 2, 2022 (edited) Docthings absentmindedly ate a glass and mercury thermometer that was in her mouth. Edited February 2, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted February 3, 2022 Robbed the poisonous cat loafy of it's favourite seat Share this post Link to post
Posted February 11, 2022 @SomeRandomCorviknight kept a poisonous catloaf as a pet and let it sit on the furniture. It wasn't the kind of furniture you can just wipe down. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 12, 2022 Sunrise took a nightshift job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 13, 2022 Docthings developed a relationship with the creature that lives in the world on the other side of the mirror. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 13, 2022 Sunrise, wrongly assuming that they were on the nice list, stayed up all night in an attempt to meet Santa. They ended up meeting The Krampus instead. Share this post Link to post
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