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Corvi went off course during Delivery Service. The Boreal dragons were all too welcoming.

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Corvik thought it was a good idea to start hoovering in my room at 6am.

Edited by Docthings

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Docthings made me look up "hoover" when im trying to browse the forums. i forgot what they are.

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Corvi accidentally found the Fountain of Youth and reverse aged.

(btw, hoovering is also used to describe when a dog walks with its nose to the ground/floor and immediately tries to swallow anything vaguely edible that it finds.)

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That made me smile, thank you. Plus now I have a word to describe what my dog does when he does that.

 

Sunrise was spared due to their advanced knowledge of the English language.

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I was helping Docthings with her trouble remembering things that happened this year. My effeorts were not appreciated. I hate being unappreciated. So I helpfully pushed her into that open vat to remind her of the importance of safety precautions.

 

 

 

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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I forgot Sunrise had a key to my house so when they came to visit at 11pm I thought they were a home invader. They didn't stand a chance against my sonic ray blaster.

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Docthings forgot to put her hearing protection earmuffs, but the Havana mystery illness is solved!

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Long_Before_Sunrise died from the disappointment of having plenty of food, but nothing in in the house that she wanted fix and to eat.

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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Long_Before_Sunrise drowned in a vat of sugary soda.

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Sunrise was blown away after deciding to go for a stroll during a bomb cyclone.

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Lovecats was crushed as a result of the table being flipped during a very heated game of Monopoly.

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Docthings is banned from playing Monopoly, but still has the game pieces in her pockets.

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Sunrise flew too close to the sun. Guess they're not immune to a big, hot ball of gas.

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Docthings absentmindedly ate a glass and mercury thermometer that was in her mouth.

 

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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Sunrise took a nightshift job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

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Docthings developed a relationship with the creature that lives in the world on the other side of the mirror.

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Sunrise, wrongly assuming that they were on the nice list, stayed up all night in an attempt to meet Santa. They ended up meeting The Krampus instead.

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