The Last Post Race...

[Heartsmith]

*gets the silver trophy* who need gold when i got silver lol

[ShadowMonster]

*Tackles flyking out of no where and steals trophy. Turns trophy gold. Teleports far away.*

[epicguy10000]

I still have my wittle chicken

 

*takes trophy from shadow then eats it*

[ShadowMonster]

*Smacks penguin in the head with a rubber chicken. Gives him the heimlich and grabs the trophy when it...comes back. Cleans the trophy. Takes the wittle chicken and puts it in an invisible box, then tosses the box in the ocean. Gets in UFO and flys away.*

[epicguy10000]

MY CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

YOU HORRIBLE,HORRIBLE MONSTER

*hits UFO with space laser, sinking it into the ocean, then takes chicken back*

 

He needs a name

[ShadowMonster]

*Gets out of UFO and swims to shore.* I'm laughing so hard right now Edited June 3, 2012 by ShadowMonster

[epicguy10000]

Oh yea, I need this

*swipes trophy from shadows hand*

Hmmm...Maybe Dudley

[ShadowMonster]

Dudley is a good name.

 

*slaps penguin across the face. Takes the trophy, then the chicken. Puts the chicken in a pot and then on the oven, but doesn't turn the oven on. Gets a new UFO and puts the trophy in a VERY heavy, unbreakable(and I mean it this time ) box. Flys away from penguin.*

[epicguy10000]

.......beeeehhh....chicken,trophy,chicken,trophy,.....CHICKEN!

 

*Grabs Chicken and puts him in a safe jaw and straps to back

Hmmm...How about Petunia

[ShadowMonster]

Petunia? That's weird sounding...nice

 

*Shoves penguin out of UFO*

[epicguy10000]

Weeee I'm falling at terminal veloci---OH GOD IM FALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY!

*crashes into Earth, deystroying almost all life*

Well all chickens on DC are femals so I must thinkn of female names...

Digit?

[ShadowMonster]

I like Digit

 

*Blows up the Earth*

[epicguy10000]

Digits it is then!

 

*flys on the back of a purple nebula with Digits, chasing after shadow*

 

I will get that trophy!!!

[ShadowMonster]

*Protects trophy with awesomeness. Flys away at the speed of light*

[epicguy10000]

*flys faster than the speed of light*

 

Hahaha I caught you...wait....

 

*Due to going faster than light I travle back in time to before you got the trophy, andd I take the trophy, causing a time paradox*

Atleast I have the trophy

[ShadowMonster]

O_O *slaps penguin across the face. Takes the trophy, then the chicken. Puts the chicken in a pot and then on the oven, but doesn't turn the oven on. Gets a new UFO and puts the trophy in a VERY heavy, unbreakable box. Flys away from penguin*

Edited June 3, 2012 by ShadowMonster

[epicguy10000]

Oh god what did I do....

 

*takes Digits back from the oven then hides under UFO where shadow can't see me*

 

Sneaky Sneaky...

[ShadowMonster]

Well we went back in time so I just copied my old post

 

*A meteor hits the bottom of the UFO where penguin is. The UFO is so strong that it doesn't break, but penguin does.*

[epicguy10000]

*Throws digits into propulsion unit, causing the spaceship to fall as I fall to Earth*

 

DIGIIIIITS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

[ShadowMonster]

*Teleports Digit to penguin before she goes into the propulsion unit, saving the chicken and the UFO*

[epicguy10000]

Digits <3!!!!!!

 

*Launches an E.M.P at Shadow's UFO causing it to crash*

[ShadowMonster]

Seriously dude?! I saved your chicken and this is how you repay me?!

[epicguy10000]

Eeeeyupppp

 

/scumbag Adu mode:ON

[ShadowMonster]

*Grabs Digits and throws her into a pot with water on a stove. Turns stove on and water starts to boil.

Puts penguin in an invisible box so he can watch Digits become dinner but do nothing about it.*

[epicguy10000]

No.....no...DIIIIIIIIIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS

 

*begins runner fast the the speed of sound in the box*

 

I have a plan!