The Last Post Race...

[BlazingPhoenix]

*looks everywhere* I know how you feel, penguin! *cries*

[ShadowMonster]

*Listens to crying and feels a little, just a little, sad. But not sad enough to give the trophy to them.*

[epicguy10000]

in space

 

noone can hear my cry

 

*anti deppressants kick in and takes chicken trophy*

 

I WINNNN

[ShadowMonster]

I can hear everything!

 

*hits penguin on head with a metal pole, knocking him out. Takes chicken trophy and uses magic to change it into a dull book. Puts in biggest library in the world, then gets another book and turns it into a copy of the trophy and puts it in plain sight*

[BlazingPhoenix]

*sees dull book* *uses show what you are spell on it* Nice try, but I win! *steals trophy*

[ShadowMonster]

*Growls. Steals truck and runs phoenix over. Takes trophy and turns it into a watch. Puts the watch on and walks around.*

[epicguy10000]

*goes detroit on shadow and rips watch off, then turns the trophy into a plump piggeh, eats piggeh, becoming a fully grown Penglien*

 

Well the trophy is back in my tummy

[ShadowMonster]

*Kicks penguin in face and gives him heimlich. Grabs trophy when it comes out and cleans it. Turns trophy into a grain of sand and puts it at the beach. Then kicks all the sand around so its all jumbled up. But then realizes I don't know where it is either*

 

[epicguy10000]

*vacuums all the sand on the beach*

 

muahaha I win...somewhat...Hey shadow help me sort through the sand, first one to find the trophy wins

 

*begins sorting*

[BlazingPhoenix]

*is squashed* *floats around like a piece of paper, then pops back into shape* That hurt! *searches the beach for the trophy-sand*

Edited June 3, 2012 by BlazingPhoenix

[ShadowMonster]

*finds the real trophy* I WIN!!!!! *gets in sub and goes underwater with the real trophy.*

[epicguy10000]

Hmmm

 

*I call B2, HIT*

 

I sunk your sub hurhurhur

[ShadowMonster]

*SCREAMS!!!!

Can breath underwater. Curles up in ball and hugs trophy. The sub fills with water.*

[BlazingPhoenix]

*dives underwater and steals trophy* Your argument is invalid.

[ShadowMonster]

YOUR INVALID!!!!

*Bites phoenix and takes trophy back.*

[epicguy10000]

*drains ocean and takes trophy with extend-o-arm so your're both stuck at the bottom of the ocean*

 

 

You're borth invalid

 

<3 <3

[ShadowMonster]

*Teleports to penguin and tackles him. Takes trophy back and runs.*

[BlazingPhoenix]

*swoops Shadow and steals trophy* You're invalid, not me! *flies away*

[ShadowMonster]

YOUR ALL INVALID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*grows wings and flies after Phoenix*

Edited June 3, 2012 by ShadowMonster

[BlazingPhoenix]

Oh crap! *flies faster and with a jetpack as aid*

[ShadowMonster]

*Flies much faster, just because I'm awesome. Catches up to phoenix and tackles to ground. Steals trophy and teleports far far away. Then puts up a block so no one can follow.*

[BlazingPhoenix]

*tries to fly through block* Ow!

[ShadowMonster]

*smiles but holds back a laugh.*

[BlazingPhoenix]

Why you little- *tries to swoop Shadow, but hits wall again*

[ShadowMonster]

*laughs widly*