Posted March 17, 2013 Me, Chuck Norris, Win, Whin, SPin, and Wankershim are all nomming it instead of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMMONMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNMOM Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 Wankershim and Chuck Norris said it's not polite to yell when you lose. Win Spin, an Whin are nomming on the finish line with me. You see, I have Wankershim on my side. Wankershim is the universe, the beginning and the end. It has always been Wankershim. You cannot win, when I have Wankershim. And as for Chuck Norris, do I need to explain that? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) No! I defy Wankershim! I call upon the Mistress of Creamcheese to aid me! *throws Pokeball, Umbreon comes out* Edited March 17, 2013 by Dracoscar Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 Wankershim, use rock slide, on Umbreon. Chuck Norris, use stare down, on the Misstress of Cream Cheese Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) Krista, the Mistress of CreamCheese uses Dark Pulse on Wankershim! MoC stares back into Chuck Norris' eyes unfalteringly. Dracoscar of Peanut Butter uses Butter Knife Stab on Wankershim! Edited March 17, 2013 by Dracoscar Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 Chuck Norris uses roundhouse kick on Krista. Wankershim uses ULTIMATE EXPLOSION THAT EXPLODES THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE HE IS WANKERSHIM AND HE CAN BECAUSE HE IS THE UNIVERSE WE ARE ALL ONE WITH WANKERSHIM SO HE BLOWS UP THE WHOLE ROOM attack. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) Krista begins biting Chuck Norris! Dracoscar of Peanut Butter uses Peanut Butter to hold the room together, so at least IT doesn't blow apart. Edited March 17, 2013 by Dracoscar Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 Chuck Norris commands Krista to stop. Nick calls upon Kenny, Cartman, Kyle, and Stan to curse out Umbreon. Nick throws sporks Dracosa Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) Krista ceases biting Chuck Norris as commanded, only to begin using Black Magic to replace his blood with Cream Cheese. She pretends she doesn't hear the excessive cussing in the backround. Dracoscar of Peanut Butter deflects the sporks with her Butter Knife! Edited March 17, 2013 by Dracoscar Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 Chuck Norris demands Krista's lungs to come out of her body and work for him, as he eats his own cream cheese blood, and crushes Krista's lungs. Wankershim sits on Dracosar Nick pokes the sat on Dracosar with his last spork. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) Krista gasps helplessly, but cannot deliver it to the blood where it is needed. Instead she gives herself gills, and jumps into the nearest body of water. She tries drowning Chuck Norris by using some of the water to make a Tsunami. Dracoscar transforms into her Dragon form, which is very large, pushing away Nick effortlessly and snapping the last spork in two. She will deal with the spork injuries later. She begins spitting peanuts at Nick. Edited March 17, 2013 by Dracoscar Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 Nick cries. That spork had sentimentel value. Wankershim sends all the destructive force of the Universe down on Dracosar. Chuck Norris stares down Krista. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) Dracoscar roars, the forces fly right through her, leaving her unfazed. She herself is a destructive force. Krista growls, staring back up at Chuck Norris. She sends out another Dark Pulse. (I have to go to bed. But the battle is not over yet!) Edited March 17, 2013 by Dracoscar Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2013 and Darien walks through saying. Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee.... Share this post Link to post
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