Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[ViperSwan]

Otome Kristen Otaku is actually an illusive shapeshifter who also controls the weather. Without her, the world would end and we'd all become the easter bunnies!

[Bacon_Strips]

The person above me took a picture with Steven Spielberg in 17th century chimney sweeper outfits during halftime of the 2002 World Cup Final.

[Lagie]

Bacon Strips doesn't actually like bacon and has a small pig that lives in the bathroom.

[minkymy]

Lagie hates mint dragons with a fury seldom seen outside of revenge scenes in action movies

[DustyBelle]

minkymy would rather die than have anything to do with winter and christmas.

[Dracoscar]

DustyBelle is secretly a superhero with the ability to turn into a broom. World's best superhero, everybody.

[avoralei]

Dracoscar is afraid of black cats, and very much believes they are bad luck.

[Lagie]

avoralei is really Hulk Hogan in disguise.

 

(Welcome to the forums! )

[DustyBelle]

Lagie is a cat loving freak.

[avoralei]

Dustybelle has a hidden room filled with mounds of cat food.

 

(thanks lagie!)

[DefunctAccount]

Avoralei stole my chicken wing!!

[DustyBelle]

Sparksfly prefers unicorns to dragons.

[DefunctAccount]

DustyBelle died of pneumonia

 

(OMG I just typed DustyBelle and the first word that popped up is "died" )

[DustyBelle]

The ghost of DB watched as Sparksfly was struck down by a wandering wild dragon who didn't like the lemon scent of Sparksfly's hair.

[Dimar]

DustyBelle is the cause of DC's daily maintenance downtime.

[Path Light]

Dimar likes dragons

[Nivvekk]

No, he'd never bite you!

[Path Light]

Nivvekk was chased by the angry Velociraptors

[Lagie]

Path Light is afraid of the dark and the monsters in the closet so goes to sleep with a large purple teddy bear.

[Path Light]

Lagie was shocked to see a lot of Velociraptors

[Lagie]

Path Light has never walked up or down a flight of stairs.

[Nivvekk]

Lagie hates dogs.

[Lagie]

Nivvekk has a pathological fear of words with double letters.

[Path Light]

Lagie has never fought a dinosaur before

[Lagie]

(How is that baseless? )

 

Path Light has a drawer in the kitchen that is full of large green coconuts.