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Hercules is the name of the movie :P

 

But yes, I know his proper name and the reasoning behind it.

 

Not that it worked...

 

Edit: The tv shows? 

Edited by Fortune86

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There are hundreds of Hercules movies. Even a series at one point.

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Also they made Hades a bad guy when really he was probably one of the nicest gods (excluding kidnapping his wife). Poseidon was the real arse!

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Zeus was the worst one. 

 

But yeah, Hades was the best of them. Even the kidnapping may not have been kidnapping. Some versions have Persephone wandering down of her own free will or otherwise taking matters into her own hands.  

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I like the cartoon versions. I like to keep my innocence.

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Nope.

 

Dude would pretend to be women's husbands, various animals and rains of golden shower (don't ask me how that worked). 

 

But the majority of the stories about Zeus start the same. Zeus was horny, saw a pretty woman, raped her. 

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Yeah thats not rape thats adultery, he'd disguise himself as the womens husbands so they'd consent, then he'd scarper. They had no idea he was a god until their child had super powers.

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It's called rape by deception MP. A very serious offense.

 

I can't believe you think otherwise.

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All rape is evil, but you don't believe a serial rapist is the worst of the two? 

 

I'm utterly disgusted.

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Poseidon was a mass murderer who deliberately drowned cities when people annoyed him/didn't worship him daily.

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I'm reading up on this now,

 

Zeus seduced most of the women as animals :o

Also yeah that was apparently because the original humans were all terrible people, so he basically did a fresh start.

Hmm apparently Heracles had a mortal twin brother.

 

Hmm apparently zeus got a woman pregnant disguised as Artemis another goddess... how did that work.

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He killed them because he wasn't happy with the sacrifices (which included human). But instead of going 'No don't do that' he just decided to drown everyone except two people.

 

As for how he got women pregnant while in the 'wrong' shape. No idea. God magic I suppose.

 

*pets Spirit better*

 

Hayfever?

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Yeah... the wind and the smoke outside is causing a lot of problems for me.

 

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Not to mention I'm getting annoyed at work again and that isn't helping making me feel better.

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No I'm not that annoyed yet.

 

You had trouble getting an egg?

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