Ban the person above you!

[Jamari]

Banned because ALL birds cannot suck. Like a duck. There's no such thing as a sucking duck.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because my neighbor firmly believes ducks suck.... when cooked and served as dinner.

[Scarlet_claw]

Banned for being so lazy with your snowwars base.

[Jamari]

Snow trumps war, one cant have a war in a blizzard. Ducks on the other hand, love blizzards.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because if ducks can't suck, how could they be enjoying Dairy Queen Blizzards?

Edited January 20, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Jamari]

good one    Banned because ducks only enjoy pumpkin blizzards, and the pumpkin queen only makes them once a year.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for trying to dictate the royal schedule to me.

 

[Jamari]

Banned for royal envy, being the pumpkin Queen will never be enough for her. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because every day is Halloween on DC.

[Jamari]

banned because samhain only happens once a year.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because the dead are always with us. 

[Jamari]

Banned because there are more dead than alive.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because if the corpses all stood up, we'd have a heck of a population problem.

[Jamari]

Banned because if the corpses all stood up, we'd have a heck of a zombie problem. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because zombies would solve the population problem.

[catstaff]

Banned because if zombies solved the population problem, we'd then have a hazmat-level rotting flesh odor problem.

[Jamari]

Banned because If we had a hazmat problem, all the little babies would be fitted with little hazmat suits.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for thinking zombie even notice foul odors. They're not the HOA.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it's not a fart. It's just decomposition gas escaping. 

[Lagie]

Banned for TMI.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because my Black Marrow didn't even get the opportunity to start explaining the process of decomposition.

[TaikoYon]

Banned for attempting to explain why necromancy isn't illegal

[catstaff]

Banned for attempting to ban free speech.

[Jamari]

Banned for BOOYA!

[TaikoYon]

Banned for splatoon reference