Ban the person above you!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because people overreact to a little fire and mayhem.

[Syiren]

Banned for not paying your parking tickets.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned for not paying the parking tickets for them!

[catstaff]

Banned for not providing free parking.

[Jamari]

Banned for wanting free parking.

[catstaff]

Banned for selling out of parking spaces.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for telling me standing on a vehicle didn't count as parking.

Edited April 23, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Jamari]

Ok. Somebody's gotta say it. Banned for getting run over at 3 mph in a parking lot. And getting a ticket.

Edited April 23, 2022 by Rainn

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I had the right of way!

[AsymDoll13]

Banned for making me laugh too hard at that. 

[catstaff]

Banned because having the right of way doesn't matter if you're squished under a car.

[Jamari]

Banned because you said something sensible...

[catstaff]

Banned for not appreciating common sense.

[Jamari]

banned for having common sense.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I wasn't squished. I was temporarily inconveniently compacted. 

[Jamari]

Banned for getting a free compacting.

[Syiren]

Banned for having a compactor without wheels.

[Jamari]

Banned for having a compactor WITH wheels because one could trip and be compacted.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because there were wheels on it.

[Jamari]

Banned for not getting out of the way of the wheels, being as you had high heels on and looked like Marylin Monroe from your free compacting.

[catstaff]

Banned for being overly complicated in banning someone.

[Syiren]

Banned because... well...  it's complicated. 

[catstaff]

Banned because there's a difference between complicated and overly complicated.

[Jamari]

Banned because your reply is overly complicated.

[catstaff]

Banned for having a lava lamp egg in your signature.