Ban the person above you!

[Docthings]

14 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Banned because Docthings had to be punished for making _Ro_ and Hangzoey disappear.

Banned for breaking the pinkie promise. You weren't supposed to tell.

 

3 hours ago, catstaff said:

Banned because you're secretly in the fan club but didn't offer to get me tickets on pre-sale.

And you're banned for setting fire to the fan club club house. You are no longer invited to join our weekly meetups.

[catstaff]

Banned for double-banning.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for blaming me for the fire.

[catstaff]

Banned for improperly storing those fuel cans.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for cutting off the lock.

[Syiren]

Banned for... wait, we had a lock? I was using a window.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being disrespecting the door.

[catstaff]

Banned for discriminating against windows.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because the shed used to have a roof.

[Lagie]

Banned for leaving your shed roof in my yard.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for decorating it with cats.

[Syiren]

Banned to plastering it with cat nip.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for never watching Stephen King's Sleepwalkers. It's part of the security system.

[Syiren]

Banned because that dude writes scary stuff.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because life is scary.

[catstaff]

Banned because life is The Greatest Show On Earth.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it is this show.

[catstaff]

Banned because Elphaba is my friend.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@trystan is banned for linking fake DC pages in dragon Bingo.

[trystan]

^banned for not following the title of the thread  

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@trystan Banned because you are ahead of me in this thread. Somewhere. So, technically...

 

Edited April 9, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[trystan]

banned for trying to be logical 

 

(also, I swear there was a post by someone else that got hidden. eh *shrugs* now you see why my location is where it is...*

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for defying logic.

[trystan]

banned for not referencing Defying Gravity instead 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because Gravity enforces its own laws through magic.