Ban the person above you!

[AsymDoll13]

Banned for making me sleepy. 

[catstaff]

Banned because yawns are contagious.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for allowing the contagious Pokemon in here.

[catstaff]

Banned because I never saw any Pokemon.

[Syiren]

Banned because my sig is full of randomized pokemon.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned for scaring away the Paper Dragons with your Pokemon. 

[catstaff]

Banned for letting Todd dive-bomb the paper dragons.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because Todd would never! He's a good boy!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you said yourself that Todd does what he wants when you're not around.

[AsymDoll13]

Banned for remembering things that I can't even remember. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being a forgetful birb parent. No wonder Todd was fleeing the birb police the other day.

[catstaff]

Banned for spreading rumors. That was just a blue jay chasing Todd.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned how do you know it wasn't the birb police?

[AsymDoll13]

Banned because TODD IS THE BIRB POLICE!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because the blue jay was birb FBI?

[catstaff]

Banned because everyone knows that Canada geese are the birbs you never want to mess with.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because swans are like Canada geese on steriods.

[catstaff]

Banned because I've never been attacked by a swan.

[Lagie]

Banned for wanting to be.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for snoring under trystan's finished crochet project pile.

[Lagie]

Banned for thinking the snoring dog was me.

(He really does snore. All the time. Even when awake.)

[catstaff]

Banned for introducing more snoring animals into the group.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because Hey!

[Syiren]

Banned because hey is for horses! Or, in your case, ponies.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because ponies eat cake.