Congratulations you just?...

[senyi]

Congratulations! The zombie apocalypse is soon and our houseplants shall be our superheroes!

[Mousia]

Congrats! You just posted in a forum that does not add to your cumulative post count.

[Darien]

Craparatulations you just lost the game...

[senyi]

Congratulations, I just pwned y'all!

[Darien]

Crapulations you just won a bag of nuts...

[I am awsome]

Congrats! you read creepypastas before you went to sleep!!

[ShadowMonster]

Congrats! You got flattened by a giant bowling ball!

[I am awsome]

Congrats! You like G.I.R!

[ShadowMonster]

Congrats! GIR is eating your waffles!

[Darien]

Crapulations your being taken away too the big house...

[I am awsome]

Congrats! you have pie in your hair!

[Darien]

Craparatulations you just lost the game...

[ShadowMonster]

Congrats! You just got flushed down the toilet!

[Darien]

Craparatulations you coming with me...polls you down with me...

[ShadowMonster]

Congrats! You got eaten by a dragon!

[Darien]

Congratulations, you have just set fire too your pants...

[I am awsome]

Congrats! You are a lier, lier, PANTS ON FIRE!!!!

[Darien]

Congratulations, you have just won 1 ruble...

[I am awsome]

Congrats! I'm bored!

[Darien]

Congratulations, you fall asleep on couch...

[I am awsome]

Congrats! You ate yellow snow!

[Daydreamdragon]

Congratulations! You have a face!

[ShadowMonster]

Congrats! You fell out of bed!

[I am awsome]

Congrats! I like pie!

[Rachel72]

congrats u are SANE!!