So. Dia- Journal. Yes. That is what you are, no? A journal?
... A Book, you say? Well, that sounds interesting. How's life as a Book? Good? I'm glad.
How's my life, you ask? Not so bad, I suppose. I'm a little jealous of the other girls in the cave who have mates, but that's to be expected in a female-dominated cave such as ours. Hmm...?
Who's that black dragon, you ask? Which one? We've ah, six adults and five hatchlings... They're rather hard to tell apart. The one with the hoard of teddy bears? Oh, that's Erik. She's very nice, really she is. How did you meet her, my dear book, if I may ask...? She flung you at a wall?! Well, it must have been a misunderstanding. She's been rather angry lately. Understandable, as the cave-hooman gave her first-born a boy's name. Honestly, you'd think she'd learn after doing it to Erik! Anthony is not a girl's name. The child has no taste. Ah! I'm sorry Book, but I must be going.
-orochimama
ohdear. i didn't realize orochimama was so opinionated!