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"Can you invite Johnny Depp to my funeral? Please? Pleeeaase? PLEASE. PLEEEAASE! Dooo it! DO IT NAAAOO! johnny Depp...you'll never know my true feelings for yooou!" ninja.gif

 

*is a fan* Did i make it that obvious? huh.gif

OHMYGOD.

 

I love Johnny Depp. That makes my final words..."Have I gone 'round the bend?"

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'' i Will be back ''

'' Wait i dont get it ...''

'' I just have to check my dragon cave i wil be right back''

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NO!, NO! I wanna take my guns with me... I don't wanna have to let my kids hav'm... W'AAAAAAAH.....

 

sniff...

 

hmmmmm...

interesting, say a beautiful 30-30 lever-action carbine with a scope in a pawnshop today for $390USD...Gotta go back on Sat to pick a necklace I'm having repaired...

 

hmmmmm....?

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Love her as I loved her, and there will be joy!

 

 

Nah but really. I expect I'll say something stupid and inappropriate. :3

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*laughs* "Okay, okay, here's another one for you. Knock, knock..."

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"N-n-no! Don't l-let me die! I... I have t-to get m-my Pikachu t-to level 100....!"

 

(Serious now >w<)

 

"I love my family and friends, please, remember me when you are happy, and remember me smiling. Don't cry over me, just... Have fun, and bury me in a peaceful graveyard... That is all I want... For people to be happy..."

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'' i Will be back ''

'' Wait i dont get it ...''

'' I just have to check my dragon cave i wil be right back''

Love this one!

 

Mine (if I do manage to say anything before dying) would be "see you when you get home".

 

On a side note, I am actually in the process of selecting a Bible passage for my funeral service. I have already picked out the hymns/songs to be sung/played during the service.

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"NO! M-MY EGG H-HASN'T H-HATCHED ON D-DRAGON CAVE Y-YET! P-PLEASE! JUST A F-FEW M-MORE DAYS!"

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just gonna list em

I'll be back

 

there are two things that come from Texas, and I have horns

 

Oh! You'll be needing silver bullets then.

 

Who's hunting whom?

 

One more game of chess

 

No time for good byes

 

We all have our little problems.

 

Vampires!

 

Helsing!

 

Hurm

 

and that's it

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....

"Mom, Dad, tell this to Linda... We may have had a short time, but I loved her, her kindness, her politeness, her caringness.... And tell Vexen... I'll miss her.... And Amber and Gabby... that we might have not gotten along at times, we were still best friends, and tell Joey.. I loved him..." *dies*

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Yay the cancer didnt kill me first!

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"Live long and prosper."

"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!!"(best movie quote ever)

"Let me show you how it's done."

"I've always wanted to be a ghost!"

"This one says "DO NOT DRINK" I'll drink that one, cuz I'm a rebellious like that."

"Knock, Knock Mosacra."

"I wish I wasn't an Atheist now..."

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My last words would be "Stop Jose"

And in my pocket would be a piece if paper that also says stop Jose, and has some backwards writing at the bottom that says "Top drawer of the dresser near my house.

In that dresser, will be more backwards writing. It will say "Find the copy of thevlittle prince in the national library" which I will have planted there. They'll get there and open it, and written on the inside of the cover it will say "Go to the house I was raised in, it's under there."

Once they search under my house they'll fin a really old box.

In the box?

And old phone, with only one thing on it, next to a note. The note will say "watch the vid" the vid being a video on my phone. What I it a video of? Rick Astley. I will have Rick rolled them.

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"Knock, Knock Mosacra."

TOBUSCUS! heh heh srry

 

"Hey, let's go watch this Friday video everyone's been talking about,"

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"Dear god, please take care of my friends and family when i'm gone."

or, if my girlfriend was there: "I love you so much. Take care of yourself, okay?"

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"What's that shiny thing?"

"That's not a tripwire."

"You and what army?"

"Of course it won't shock me!"

"Maybe if you pulled it?"

"Nice doggy..."

"You've got to be kidding me."

"Look! Snakeskin!"

"What's in that hole?"

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"I'm not afraid of you!"

"I'd like to perform a song..."

 

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Wise: Life is an illusion, and death is the reality we all must come to...

biggrin.gifD: : Yay, I finally met a drag *face turns white* on.

Food: No one ever got hurt by some raw meat.

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...

"FOR SCIENCE!" Then explode into flames.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" *splat* and then die from falling off a cliff.

"This was a triumph!" and die on stage.

"HEY Y'ALL! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" and then get hit by a bus with everyone watching.

"Stupid..skates..." while wearing skates.

"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow." while being stabbed.

"GLaDOS supports this message." die from drowning myself

"1100111001010100101001011" speak in binary while being tested on.

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Depends on situation, depends how brain damaged i was at the time.

 

ALso, alot.png of all your guys ones are halirious !

 

But I would hope to go along the lines of less depressed and more funny..

 

 

singing a song?

 

"You censorkip.gif***, you killed kenny.. and me!"

 

"i died doing what i loved, _____" *place something funny here*

 

"dad said you cant have my chainsaw"

 

"haunting time ??"

 

"i always hated you. and loved that pizza delivary guy"

 

"got no life points left.. ___ fainted. cannot battle any longer"

 

"stuff science.. for SPARTA! or NARNIA! who ever is winning at the time"

 

"i just wish i had time to tell you all something.." *dies*

 

"SHINEY! "

 

"I never did catch them all.."

 

and last of all

"can you tell johnny depp something? he needs to shave"

 

AND! "Magikarp used splash. it was uneffective"

Edited by xox DragonMaster xox

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"Nothing Exciting Ever Happens Here."

 

 

Famous last words. I'll probably end up saying them x.X

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