Posted June 29, 2011 "Th-th-that's all, folks!" I'd be goin out like a boss. =V Stuttering might come from choking on a piece of food. Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2011 If there is a doctor and I grab onto his tardis just as it disappears:Doctor!!!(just like Jack) Suicide:Why am I doing this? Natural:Long live The Doctor! Natural(without yelling):Meow(I dream of becoming a cat) Humourous:Ministry Of Laughs! Humor is Funnier With an extra U! In a Car accident:I'm doing this for top gear Space; Asphyxiation(Thinking):Just like Countless others... Space, battle:Where are the escape pods? Salton Sea(by fish smell):Bye, Post-apocalyptic nightmare! Meteorite:Whatev Vampire:The voices in my head are telling me to stake you. Turned Into Vampire, staked:And so I die as I lived: Dead. Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2011 I don't think I can go wrong with, "Darling, before I go, I just wanna tell you: you were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And d'you know what? So was I!" Also, "I love you." Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2011 But in all seriousness, I don't want to be conscious when I die. Too terrified. Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2011 Did I have to play computer that long? OR Why did I accomplish so little in my life? Oh, this fire that I'm dying in? Nah, he's my best friend. No wait, if it was anything but natural or when I'm about to go unconscious, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2011 (edited) The troll has come upon me :c (And that is going to be while wearing a troll face mask hopefully lol) Or I am Kira > OR Don't worry :3 at least I'll go to the soul society (Yes you can tell I am totally not obsessed with Anime) Edited June 30, 2011 by rabbit153 Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2011 (edited) "Stop my friends, the reason why, as you are now, so once was I, as I am now, so you must be, and now prepare to follow me." As a forewarning. Edited June 30, 2011 by digipup Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2011 There's no way it's still alive... here, help me drag it over to the side of the road. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 1, 2011 "I don't wanna die!" "Well, I'm off to work." "Whee! OH SH-" "omnomnom GAKHACGLURK-" "*Insert insult here*!" Share this post Link to post
Posted July 1, 2011 *coughs* "That. Wasn't. Funny!" *dies* Sorry. Being sherioush nao. I'd like my last words to be some sort of comforting message to whoever is with me at the time, but in all probability it'll be something along the lines of "But I don't want to go! Not yet! I need more time!" with tears streaming down my face. Pretty lame, I know. All I know is that when I die, I want to be hugging someone. (preferably not Yami Marik) Hmm, maybe I will get that hug from Death that I've always wanted. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 1, 2011 (edited) "Inflammabe means flammable?!?!" Or "Respawning in 3...2...1..." Edited July 1, 2011 by earwig Share this post Link to post
Posted July 1, 2011 "OW OH MY BLEEPING GOD OW CRAP OWWWWW* A painful death there. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 1, 2011 " I'm going to get to see Victoria again! And Mishka! and Grandpa! Goodbye, world!" Victoria is my friend in a computer game that has not been on in a month. I think she is dead. Mishka is my dead cat. Grandpa is the grandpa I never met."Goodbye, world!"? I think you get it. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 2, 2011 "Forget me. Get on with your life. When you die, I shall cease to exist." Share this post Link to post
Posted July 2, 2011 Oh dear...this is tough! Lots of these seem done for the humour aspect. But, I am sappy, I suppose, and have had/seen/been around lots of loss and death, lately. So I'm going to say that I hope for something calm and kind. I would like to die in my sleep, so, as some people have already said, something like Good night before sleeping, would be quite nice. Otherwise, I'm always a proponent of telling loved ones you love them often--it's too easy to lose people. So saying I love you would also be a good one, I think. <3 Share this post Link to post
Posted July 2, 2011 (edited) In all seriousness, I'd probably be crying and saying "but there was so much I had left to do". Even if it wasn't a painful death. >_> Because that'd the type of person I am. Edited July 2, 2011 by Zovesta Share this post Link to post
Posted July 3, 2011 I would like my last words to be words of thanks for a good life. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 3, 2011 (edited) My last words... Hmm... "WHY, GLADOS, WHY DID YOU LIE ABOUT THE CAKE!? AND WHY DID YOU THROW WHEATLY INTO SPACE!?" /Portalfangirl EDIT: Or, in a video chat with Vexen; "VVEXXXEEENNN... Don't foget me.. come to my funeral... I will miss you. And I never got to see Marly..." Edited July 3, 2011 by dangershy Share this post Link to post
Posted July 6, 2011 "Can you invite Johnny Depp to my funeral? Please? Pleeeaase? PLEASE. PLEEEAASE! Dooo it! DO IT NAAAOO! johnny Depp...you'll never know my true feelings for yooou!" *is a fan* Did i make it that obvious? Share this post Link to post
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