Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) Grammar Police. The grammar police, they live inside of my head. The grammar police, they come to me in my bed. The grammar police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no! I shall make a parody that shall be our anthem. :3 EDIT: And has proper grammerz. Edited February 28, 2010 by unimyth_7_7_7 Share this post Link to post
Posted February 28, 2010 Oh man. I've never seen this one before. I just want to rip out a huge red pen, and cross out everything and start all over. Then I'll burn it, and dance on the ashes. *Cough* I'm still reading it though. All my hysterical laughter is making my family nervous. Lol it just made my family crowd around the screen and/or listen to me reading it out loud [which is really hard with that story, for many reasons ] so we could all lose brain cells together x3 Share this post Link to post
Posted March 1, 2010 And I cannot believe in this thread of all things, no one has of yet managed to post the most famous, ridiculous piece of awful grammar and spelling to be known on the internet So here we go: read at your own risk, with the possibility of losing many, many braincells and wanting to kill the author out of sheer stupidity. You have been warned Bu-Wh-Who-Why-Ho-*breaks down into tears* That is the worst butchery of my language I have ever seen. I didn't make it through the first paragraph without tearing up in RL from the psychological damage it did to me. I have lost much faith in my generation. I always use Oxford commas. I was taught that they were optional, but I use them anyway. On the forums, in a PM, or on the IRC, I will use correct grammar as best I can. Of course, I will use some small abbreviations, like "lol," "ftw,' "btw," "nvm," and so on, as well as smilies/emoticons. Who doesn't? However, while on AIM or another webchat, or while texting, my grammar and spelling fall into a depressing spiral. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 1, 2010 I don't use chat much, so I've never experienced falling into that ditch. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 1, 2010 The grammar police, they live inside of my head. The grammar police, they come to me in my bed. The grammar police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no! Haha that's awesome Sometimes I type to quick and I use the wrong there, their and they're or the wrong to, too or the wrong were, we're and where. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 1, 2010 When I type my most common mistakes are: 1. and -> 'an' or 'nd' 2. s/a/d mix-ups. 3. t/y mix-ups. There's more but eh, lazy. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 1, 2010 When I type my most common mistakes are: 1. and -> 'an' or 'nd' Oh gawd I do 'nad' for 'and' pretty much 85% of the time I type with any great speed. ._. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 1, 2010 OUR ANTHEM~ -------------------------------------------------------- The grammar police are everywhere and online. The grammar police are living inside my mind. The grammar police, they're coming to arrest me! Oh no. I know that talk is cheap, but those rumors aren't good. Also, I use 13375P34K, like they say criminals would. Outside, they're waiting for me. They're looking for me. Every single day they're making me use my brain. I think I’ll get a migraine. The grammar police are everywhere and online. (They’re everywhere and online!) The grammar police are living inside my mind. (They’re living inside my mind!) The dream police, they're coming to arrest me! Oh no. Well, I can't use ch@spk, and correct spelling’s a must. They’re everywhere, so escaping’s a bust. Outside, they're waiting for me. They're looking for me. Every single day they're making me use my brain. I think I’ll get a migraine. I try to hide, but then they find me, and they won't let me alone. They don't get paid or take vacations, or let me alone. They spy on me, and I try to hide, but they won't let me alone. They persecute me, and they're the judge and jury all in one. Outside, they're waiting for me. They're looking for me. Every single day they're making me use my brain. I think I’ll get a migraine. The grammar police! (Police! Police!) The grammar police! (Police! Police!) The grammar police! (Police! Police!) ------------------------------------------ :3 Share this post Link to post
Posted April 3, 2010 splng nn gramar check plz ...Rhea, if most anyone else did that I would insinuate a slaughter. But since I know you're kidding/bumping. :B Share this post Link to post
Posted April 3, 2010 Are we back from the dead? splng nn gramar check plz Spelling and grammar check please? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 3, 2010 I wanted to rip out my friend's throat because she didn't put a comma before some spoke in her story. She also can spell, use the proper tense, or basically do anything gramatically correct at all. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 3, 2010 I hate it when the admins on sites have horrible grammar. =P Share this post Link to post
Posted April 3, 2010 My Immortal: HOW could somebody write that and expect it to get published? I have seen better sentences from five-year-olds. The song, however, is great. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 3, 2010 I have fairly good grammer. My family actually thinks I will be an editor of sorts or a grammer teacher. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2010 That'd be fun. Being paid to nitpick. Although, if as a test, you had to first fix My Immortal... Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2010 Although, if as a test, you had to first fix My Immortal... Are you kidding? That could take a month. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2010 Are you kidding? That could take a month. No, that would take a year. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2010 It always amuses me that the ones against abortion/gay marriage have worse spelling/grammar than the ones for it usually. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 7, 2010 Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Share this post Link to post
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