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[Aquenee]

"I've never been handcuffed before! This is going to be fun!"

--Dimar in the Current Thought Thread

 

Wat.

[Lagie]

Well be careful with your balls, once they are gone you have to buy more.

 

[snip]And grab ball parts whenever you can do so safely. Get enough and you can make new balls for free.

[Lagie]

Passerby won't stop doing stuff with me. I'm too nice to decline the offers.

Erm...

[azazelbunny]

Just as a poisoned cherry on top of this cyanide pie, that one makes it so you a) can't move and b ) can't get away.

[Path Light]

Darien: NOO! My slovels were gone!

[Starscream]

<Thuban> put a blanket over your spot to keep it warm while you are doing your thing

<Fizzix> Thuban: better yet: it's a heated blanket.

<Fizzix> so technically it will actually WARM my spot. supposedly. if it's behaving today.

<Thuban> even better.

 

shortly after

 

<Starscream> Is this conversation safe for chat even?

<Starscream> <Thuban> put a blanket over your spot to keep it warm while you are doing your thing : because my mind guttered so bad here

Edited January 16, 2015 by Starscream

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

"Making my way downtown, getting inside DAT room, slashing your head off" -My Friend, we were talking about an assassin from a game

 

"Now that I have to become a dude" -Me, talking about cosplaying and roleplaying with my friend

Edited January 17, 2015 by Happy_Mask_Saleswoman

[Evangeline]

-friend A said something about having to go to the bathroom-

 

-le me singing Timber because it was stuck in my head-

 

"It's going down, i'm yelling timber! You better move, you better dance. I'll make a night, you won't remember. I'll be the one, you won't forget."

 

-friend eyed me and then started laughing-

 

-other friends shunned us and can never listen to the song the same way again-

Edited January 17, 2015 by evangeline5432

[Lagie]

From the original Maleficent script:

 

 

"Several WINGLESS, WIZENED BALD ELVISH MEN burst from the

branches, slapping her hands away from their nuts."

 

 

[KingSpinosaurus]

"Have you come to see my balls?"

->friend of mine at someone's else house in England,playing biliard at 2 am.He woke up someone and didn't know what to tell in order to try to invite the person in the game too.

 

"If it's not wet,it's not good"

->classmate.He was refering to some Tempera he found on the floor.

 

Me: "I have like 167 caveborns and I need more"

Classmate: "What?!Gayborns???"

->We are 3 persons in a desk at chemestry in the laboratory and I was talking to a friend who also has a scroll and told her that and the 3rd person didn't hear my words correctly

 

"And my hand was this far (*gestures*) when he started sobbing the safe word!"

->Me while telling someone about a prank I and a friend tried to do to someone else but we got caught as the person noticed my hand near her schoolbag.We had a word signal for when we were in danger of being seen.

Edited June 12, 2015 by KingSpinosaurus

[Draconiusultamius]

"In order to dribble the balls, you should have your hand cupped to it's curvature and push in front of you, away from your body." teacher in basketball module trying to teach us how to dribble.

[Naraku]

"let me diss stuffs" (context: disassembling in short)

[KittyloverWV]

Soaf anyone?