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"Ouch! It generally happens from the front, not from the back!"

 

My friend after he hit the backside of his head on the wall. xd.png

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"WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HIM!?! POOR CREATURE! YOU'RE MEAN!"

- My sister, commenting on me cuddling with a creature in SPORE: Creatures

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"I think I see "pablo" at the bottom, scribbled out"

 

"SOME SORT OF IMAGE OR POSSIABLY PUZZLE? FANFIC? A STATUE? THE MOON? CAKE?"

 

" I CAN'T TYPE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR BODY IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN AND INFRONT OF MY EYES"

 

"...Maybe I Could Have Better Conversations With The TV And Mirrors."

 

"You Wake Up Shortly, Sweating And Terrifyed a Bit."

 

"NO I HAVE NEVER WORN INTERNAL ORGANS"

 

...None of those are very good and I apologize. (Also some of them make just as much sense in-context.) :V

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Get your meat off of my desk, that's disgusting.

 

Ow! it keeps biting my hand!

 

I can't stop touching it, it's so soft!

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"SO BASICALLY WE'RE GONNA INFECT SOME PEOPLE WITH THE PARASITE THEN SEND THEM TO SCHOOL THEN RIGHT"

 

"Though When Smelled, What If The Other Version Smells The Same Or Very Simliar To The Original?"

 

"You hop back on the couch and pretend you weren't doing anything."

 

"I threw up a bunch of blood yesterday. 8D"

 

These are still terrible and I need to stop. :V

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"We did it, we did it, we did it, hurray!"

^ My friend quoting the Dora ending theme.

"Powdered sugar is made from sugar. Sugar is made by people. Therefore, powdered sugar=people"

^ just something really random that my friend said.

"Really? You think two girls sitting down by a gaping hole in the floor is considered a crime?"

^ me rping...

These aren't really that good, but they're random... poptartFINALTINY.gif

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"There's one over there and it has none"

Me talking about a dahlia that had no pink on it. o.o Only now do i realize how horrible that sounded :l

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"Oh great... Now everything's vibrating."

I can't remember.

 

And now these happened. Why me?

"I'll do him later this month. He's going to like it..."

"Your pole is stuck in me and it hurts!"

"I would love to see his reaction to you touching him in the middle of the night."

 

And these happened because i should not have sugar before playing violent games. mellow.gif

"Don't you love it when they rub up against you?"

No comment... unsure.gif

"It touched me!"

Can't remember why i said that.

"If he touches me with his tentacles, i am going to do him so hard..."

To clear up any confusion, i meant hit instead of do. Bad brain! Bad! It doesn't help i was talking about our old friend Gravemind either. blink.gif

"Is your thing loaded?"

I meant gun, not thing... xd.png

"It's all in my pants, yes. Or should i say, underpants?"

None of these sound better when in context.

Edited by YellowTsunami

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Our school intercom has a habit of randomly beeping in the middle of sentences, providing a quite hilarious "Mrs.Teacherlady, there was a note left on the c-[bEEP] by your door."

 

It was just "cart", but the bleeps are VERY similar to those used to cover swears, so it was funny at the time.

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*groans and faceplants*

 

I'm really starting to hate the tight leash my parents keep on me.

huh.gif

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Shadeslayer - Thunder and water...goodness

Shadeslayer - Thunder and anything really...except maybe stone xP

sarahfish89 - That's a little dangerous, didn't mummy tell them that water and electricity are not good together.

Shadeslayer - Nope. That poor little water baby played with toasters every day

Shadeslayer - Must be one rather large fetish in order to keep trying o.o

sarahfish89 - Poor child/dragon. Bad parents.

sarahfish89 - o_O

Shadeslayer - Well would YOU subject yourself to electrocution every day just to have a child?

sarahfish89 - Uh, no, I don't think so...

 

This was my irc chat just now...

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sarahfish89 - Hmm, unlucky CB

Shadeslayer - Yeah. He liked his other mate better xd.png

Shadeslayer - First try and BLAM egg!

sarahfish89 - Haha, maybe that's it. He doesn't like being bred to another female xd.png

Shadeslayer - He should be honoured! lol

sarahfish89 - I'm not sure dragons think like that...

Shadeslayer - Well they should lol

sarahfish89 - Yeah, they really should xd.png

 

Sometimes I wonder about those crazy people on the IRC laugh.gif

Edited by Rarek

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"Why are you riding a goat through Mordor?" My dad. I was playing a Lord of the Rings game.

 

"Or just nuts." Me. Long story short: My teacher needed some bolts for props in a play, and I suggested we use nuts instead. Yeah.

 

"And [i am] hamster." My friend. He meant hansom. xd.png

 

"You locked me in a cabinate!" Another friend of mine. Because I accidentally did when we were in the school play, thinking there was an alternate exit to it. There wasn't.

 

 

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Groxy: I can safely say that my stick is larger and better for poking than yours, Eri.

 

Dear lord IRC >.>

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>.>

<.<

*revives thread*

 

"My pants seem to be...a bit of a hindrance..."

-Me just now

 

I had a pair of jeans draped over the back of the chair my laptop is currently sitting on. I took them off the chair to see if my internet connection would somehow improve. .____.

Also, I said that out loud to myself.

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"BUT IT'S STRAIGHT AND I WOULD DIE"

I was talking to my ex on Facebook during a college frat party last night and I'm going through our conversation and I found that gem. I was talking about the available alcohol, but being that I'm gay, I found it extra hilarious.

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Sockmeister returned and gave this doozy in her Ask-A-Mod thread:

 

It was long, hot, and hard. I'll give a final say when I get my grade back. ;p

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Part of a text conversation my friend and I had the other day:

Me: She was in [place name]

Her: We must hunt her down

Me: We should so do that... you could wear your AC [Assassin's Creed] tshirt

Her: *giggles and sharpens blades*

 

Don't even ask. All I can say is, perhaps being fangirls of Jeff The Killer is not good for our sanity.

 

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"The whip has no gender!" -Me blink.gif

 

"The village of cream at 28 o'clock!" -Aquenee

 

"Now listen, this will all make sense when the snowflakes give you rabies, ok?" -Aquenee again

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In a description:

Nami Oto Fukami, meaning Wave Sound of the Deep Water family, is a musical lover

*dies laughing*

 

And just when I was headed for bed, another:

Minto Shima, meaning Peppermint Stripes, is a candy giver and lover during the holidays.

*dies again*

Edited by Lagie

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