Posted May 1, 2012 My brother thinks "if you know what I mean" is used to point out stuff that sounds wrong. Me: "I'm addicted to my friends, if you know what I mean..." My brother: "Duuuuuuuude." This thread made me laugh... and laugh... and laugh. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 2, 2012 "GET THE BALL OFF OF ME!" One of my friends coated a tennis ball in glue and threw it at me. It got stuck in my hair. "HEY, *insert friend's name here* GET ON HIM AND DO IT!" My friend is really short, so we use her size as an advantage. The teams try to get a foot ball from someone. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 11, 2012 Infinis: aislein your tail and butt needs curves 19:33 trotsky giggles at that... and poofs IRC conversation. aislein had asked for critiques on a dragon sketch. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 12, 2012 "Can you do me?" Friend to me talking about tying a ribbon to her shirt. "Shake those balls dude!" Gym class where we had to shake a box filled with pingpong balls. Share this post Link to post
Posted June 2, 2012 "Take it off >:U" - Me, Whirled I was asking my friend to take off their afk status as they're not afk. Share this post Link to post
Posted June 9, 2012 Bump. "Habitually, when I came, it shouted at me, "Get Reimu off this hole!". " - "For Great Justice", a Yukkuri story Doesn't even need to be explained... Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2012 (edited) "FINGER BANG" I think he was trying to guttermind me "I need to be turned on" go kart racing. He needed his engine turned on "it has a creamy surprise inside" he was just ASKING for it These were all said by the same person Also a slogan for this theme park here "ITS HUGE" Also "stop touching her hole" "she likes it" I don't remember the context but it was in this robotics thing Edited June 30, 2012 by wonton55912 Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2012 "This place is HUGE!" Wheatley, of course. Or maybe Pendleton. Whichever you prefer! Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2012 "We kill them so they don't get close to the the girls." ^It was cockroaches. Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2012 'Truffle loves playing with her balls.' Referring to my pet rat playing with a couple of bird toys. Only after I said it did I realize what it sounded like... Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2012 (edited) 10:18 AM - Vyklade: I'M EATING APPLEJACK. 10:18 AM - Vyklade: Well, she's tasty. I was eating Apple Jacks and my mind translated it to Applejack. [11:38:47 AM] dangershy: I want to ride a Nebula dragon. Was talking to a friend in Skype about DC. 12:42 PM - wonton55912: I hate not being able to play rough with guys Me and wonton were talking about wishing to be guys. Don't ask. Edited February 16, 2022 by dangershy Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2012 "Then she said some stuff that he's done that I can see myself doing" -Me. "It's long and hard" -my friend talking about a level in a game Share this post Link to post
Posted June 30, 2012 [10:45 PM] Z: Because most trees don't speak octopus [10:46 PM] Z: Except for the Poplar Wait, that stuff didn't even make sense IN context... Share this post Link to post
Posted July 11, 2012 Thread title in the Help forum today: Why can't I breed? Um... yeah. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2012 Oh, just saw a perfect one: Mom! I can't leave it alone! It's all shiny and it's asking for me to put my hands on it! 10 year old girl trying to get her Blackberry back. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2012 "I WANT YOUR WOOD. I WANT IT SO BADLY." Stuck in a huge desert in Minecraft with 2 of my friends. Only one had some wooden planks. Hilarity ensues. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 15, 2012 5:04 PM - Phantom: i think that is the first and only picture of u on facebook 5:05 PM - Phantom: i have that same shirt but in blue and orange letters 5:07 PM - wonton55912: My mom has a lot of pictures of me on hers 5:07 PM - Phantom: i am on ers now 5:07 PM - Phantom: im in her now 5:07 PM - Phantom: her face book...didng men to sound wierd ...*insert uncontrollable laughter here* Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 I definitely support this!! I tried to short my dragons once but gave up at the first try!! Um... yeah... (Do you short a dragon by plugging several into a socket at once? ) Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 Looked in my quest log on maplestory: Name of quest "There's a Phantom on Phantom" .... o_o WHAT. Playing touhoumon: Random trainer: "Eeek! Did you touch me?" Share this post Link to post
Posted July 20, 2012 "There's a Phantom on Phantom" .... Looehs, your laptop is doing itself! (sorry couldn't resist. It's an inside joke) Ricky: It fits perfectly Luis: No, it's a bit too wide Hovercraft project. The hovercraft couldn't fit on the track. Lexi: Can somebody play with me? Me: *cracking up* Luis: Go on ahead, play with her. You know you want to... Me: *dies laughing* ...Lets just say we were thinking the same thing Luis: AHHH SO MANY STICKS There were these random leaf things on the projector that looked like sticks. This one wasn't taken out of context by me... Luis: *says something intentionally guttermindable* Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Ruthii: Uhhhhhh Me: Uhhhhhh *continues for a minute* Luis: The sound of you two interchangeably moaning makes me think something is going on that I don't know about Cue me cracking up. Ruthii: You don't put whipped cream on it, you put sour cream on it Luis: But that's a bit... chunky... Ruthii: What kind of sour cream do you eat? Sour cream isn't chunky. Luis: The chunky kind. I immediately died laughing. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) "Let's try to knock our balls together." Me and my friend were playing basketball with two basketballs. It sounded wrong even in context... We were both dying of laughter. Edited July 20, 2012 by HawktalonOfRiverClan Share this post Link to post
Posted July 20, 2012 "Grab the balls" -One of my friends Dodgeball/bowling weird hybrid thing. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 21, 2012 (edited) [5:40:50 PM] Aleisha Pyralspite: "The portal is in the portal." [5:40:56 PM] Aleisha Pyralspite: PORTALCEPTION [5:41:02 PM] Ivana: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT [5:41:06 PM] Ivana: PORTALCEPTIONCEPTION [5:41:38 PM] Aleisha Pyralspite: I KNEW YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY THAT [5:41:39 PM] Aleisha Pyralspite: PORTALCEPTIONCEPTIONCEPTION [5:41:52 PM] Ivana: AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT [5:42:03 PM] Ivana: PORTALCEPTIONCEPTIONCEPTIONCEPTION [5:42:15 PM] Ivana: THIS IS CEPTIONCEPTION [5:42:20 PM] Aleisha Pyralspite: Image link Best conversation. The picture at the end just makes it. Edited July 21, 2012 by TheCompleteAnimorph Share this post Link to post
Posted August 3, 2012 "stop touching her" I couldn't get this guy to stop poking my arm and one of my friends... Yeah.... "he's on me" monkeys! Share this post Link to post
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