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My brother thinks "if you know what I mean" is used to point out stuff that sounds wrong.

 

Me: "I'm addicted to my friends, if you know what I mean..."

My brother: "Duuuuuuuude."

 

This thread made me laugh... and laugh... and laugh.

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"GET THE BALL OFF OF ME!" One of my friends coated a tennis ball in glue and threw it at me. It got stuck in my hair.

 

"HEY, *insert friend's name here* GET ON HIM AND DO IT!" My friend is really short, so we use her size as an advantage. The teams try to get a foot ball from someone.

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Infinis: aislein your tail and butt needs curves

19:33 trotsky giggles at that... and poofs

 

IRC conversation. aislein had asked for critiques on a dragon sketch.

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"Can you do me?" Friend to me talking about tying a ribbon to her shirt.

 

"Shake those balls dude!" Gym class where we had to shake a box filled with pingpong balls.

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"Take it off >:U" - Me, Whirled

 

I was asking my friend to take off their afk status as they're not afk.

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Bump.

 

"Habitually, when I came, it shouted at me, "Get Reimu off this hole!". " - "For Great Justice", a Yukkuri story

 

Doesn't even need to be explained...

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"FINGER BANG" I think he was trying to guttermind me xd.png

"I need to be turned on" go kart racing. He needed his engine turned on

"it has a creamy surprise inside" he was just ASKING for it

These were all said by the same person

 

Also a slogan for this theme park here

"ITS HUGE"

 

Also "stop touching her hole" "she likes it"

I don't remember the context but it was in this robotics thing

Edited by wonton55912

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"This place is HUGE!" Wheatley, of course. Or maybe Pendleton. Whichever you prefer!

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'Truffle loves playing with her balls.'

 

Referring to my pet rat playing with a couple of bird toys. Only after I said it did I realize what it sounded like...

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10:18 AM - Vyklade: I'M EATING APPLEJACK.

10:18 AM - Vyklade: Well, she's tasty. tongue.gif

 

I was eating Apple Jacks and my mind translated it to Applejack. xd.png

 

[11:38:47 AM] dangershy: I want to ride a Nebula dragon.

 

Was talking to a friend in Skype about DC. xd.png

 

12:42 PM - wonton55912: I hate not being able to play rough with guys

 

Me and wonton were talking about wishing to be guys. Don't ask.

Edited by dangershy

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"Then she said some stuff that he's done that I can see myself doing" -Me.

"It's long and hard" -my friend talking about a level in a game

 

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[10:45 PM] Z: Because most trees don't speak octopus

[10:46 PM] Z: Except for the Poplar

 

Wait, that stuff didn't even make sense IN context...sleep.gif

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Thread title in the Help forum today:

Why can't I breed?

 

Um... yeah. rolleyes.gif

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Oh, just saw a perfect one:

 

Mom! I can't leave it alone! It's all shiny and it's asking for me to put my hands on it!

 

10 year old girl trying to get her Blackberry back. xd.png

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"I WANT YOUR WOOD. I WANT IT SO BADLY."

 

Stuck in a huge desert in Minecraft with 2 of my friends. Only one had some wooden planks. Hilarity ensues.

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5:04 PM - Phantom: i think that is the first and only picture of u on facebook

5:05 PM - Phantom: i have that same shirt but in blue and orange letters

5:07 PM - wonton55912: My mom has a lot of pictures of me on hers

5:07 PM - Phantom: i am on ers now

5:07 PM - Phantom: im in her now

5:07 PM - Phantom: her face book...didng men to sound wierd

 

...*insert uncontrollable laughter here*

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I definitely support this!!

 

I tried to short my dragons once but gave up at the first try!!

Um... yeah... xd.png

 

(Do you short a dragon by plugging several into a socket at once? unsure.gif )

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Looked in my quest log on maplestory:

Name of quest "There's a Phantom on Phantom" ....

 

 

o_o WHAT.

 

Playing touhoumon:

Random trainer: "Eeek! Did you touch me?"

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"There's a Phantom on Phantom" ....

 

 

Looehs, your laptop is doing itself! (sorry couldn't resist. It's an inside joke)

 

Ricky: It fits perfectly

Luis: No, it's a bit too wide

Hovercraft project. The hovercraft couldn't fit on the track.

 

Lexi: Can somebody play with me?

Me: *cracking up*

Luis: Go on ahead, play with her. You know you want to...

Me: *dies laughing*

...Lets just say we were thinking the same thing

 

Luis: AHHH SO MANY STICKS

There were these random leaf things on the projector that looked like sticks.

 

This one wasn't taken out of context by me...

Luis: *says something intentionally guttermindable*

Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ruthii: Uhhhhhh

Me: Uhhhhhh

*continues for a minute*

Luis: The sound of you two interchangeably moaning makes me think something is going on that I don't know about

 

Cue me cracking up.

 

Ruthii: You don't put whipped cream on it, you put sour cream on it

Luis: But that's a bit... chunky...

Ruthii: What kind of sour cream do you eat? Sour cream isn't chunky.

Luis: The chunky kind.

I immediately died laughing.

 

 

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"Let's try to knock our balls together." Me and my friend were playing basketball with two basketballs. It sounded wrong even in context... We were both dying of laughter.

Edited by HawktalonOfRiverClan

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"Grab the balls" -One of my friends

 

Dodgeball/bowling weird hybrid thing.

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[5:40:50 PM] Aleisha Pyralspite: "The portal is in the portal."

[5:40:56 PM] Aleisha Pyralspite: PORTALCEPTION

[5:41:02 PM] Ivana: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT

[5:41:06 PM] Ivana: PORTALCEPTIONCEPTION

[5:41:38 PM] Aleisha Pyralspite: I KNEW YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY THAT

[5:41:39 PM] Aleisha Pyralspite: PORTALCEPTIONCEPTIONCEPTION

[5:41:52 PM] Ivana: AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT

[5:42:03 PM] Ivana: PORTALCEPTIONCEPTIONCEPTIONCEPTION

[5:42:15 PM] Ivana: THIS IS CEPTIONCEPTION

[5:42:20 PM] Aleisha Pyralspite: Image link

 

Best conversation. The picture at the end just makes it.

Edited by TheCompleteAnimorph

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"stop touching her" I couldn't get this guy to stop poking my arm and one of my friends... Yeah....

 

"he's on me" monkeys!

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