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I have noticed something.

Many things, when taken out of context, are rather quite humorous indeed.

So, if you come across any, post them here.

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16:43:49 <Liepard>: Do you have any balls?

16:43:52 Liepard gets bricked

 

I really, really love the IRC. We were actually talking about catching Pokemon...lololol

 

 

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"Don't shoot!" - Referring to the spray bottle to wipe transparencies clean and a particularly desperate student who hadn't copied the notes yet.

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o_o.

 

 

This thread got smaller.

 

 

18:25 Infinis yesa ;___;

18:25 Infinis the ones i see tend to be around an inch long ;_;

 

Talking about bees. Lol.

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Barry brings his balls and Gucci just looks at him.

 

Tennis balls. Barry and Gucci are dogs!

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No. They're diced balls.

 

Um. Why?

 

@ dr bieber

It's for things in conversations that are taken out of context, meaning that they just...come out sounding wrong and are misinterpreted. Usually they can end up being quite hilarious.

Edited by glamoursea2

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Aha, thanks! I got lots of those because I have a brother too. A immature little one...

 

Me: Kaaaaamil let me suck on the balls too!

 

They were water balloon balls which we poked a hole in and drank from them. Sounds really wrong out of context.

Edited by dr.bieber229

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I could post in this thread a million times but...

 

"The threesomes in the back can work each other"- Science teacher. Not as dirty as it seemed.

 

"Don't worry, I'll still work you" -One band director to the other. She meant "work for"

 

"I'm doing my clarinet"- Creepy dude in my band class. Same one that was found making out with his clarinet WILLINGLY

 

"I'm a pickle"-Guy in nearly all my classes.

 

"Will you jump me?" -me. It was a result of me not being able to translate.

 

"Do you have wood?" - Someone in minecraft.

 

"Let me see your balls" -Classmate

 

And many more I can't think of right now

 

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"Yeah, sometimes I turn her on for a laugh." - Me, Rping as Vexen.

 

He was talking about a stove. Though, the stove was alive unless you flipped a certain switch. xd.png Also:

"Agh! You're not Vexen, you're not supposed to turn me on!" -... the stove.

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Me: We need one extra person.

Friend: That's ok. We'll do a threesome.

 

Referring to partnering up when there are an odd number of people. xd.png

 

Edit:

 

Just thought of one more, but this one happened a while ago. (I typed out the sounds for this one, not the words)

 

Me: Les..bi...

Friend:...ans.

 

Teacher asked us what we wanted our team to be called. ("Let's be ants!") Someone heard us wrong. xd.png

Edited by BirdSpirit

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"Only kick your balls on the field, not on the blacktop" - Vice Principal of my school... sounds terribly wrong, even though they were referring to soccer on the fields...

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The Unknown Fuzzy Peaches - The Fuzzy Peach Eaters

 

My classmates came up with these names during a Language Arts game. My teacher used them, willingly and knowing what was wrong with them. I love having a young teacher!

 

At one point someone said, "Eat that fuzzy peach!"

Edited by me18011

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"Did they ever figure out that the body was [my friend, won't say his name here]?" We were doing a crime scene lab in science class and we taped a "body" on the floor of the classroom. My friend was the model.

 

"Don't do that to my friend! Without doing it to me too!" TV--- this girl pointed a tennis ball launcher at him and his friend is a total nutcase.

Edited by HawktalonOfRiverClan

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"BLOW"-Band director

"FINGERING"-Band director

"You're not just doing this to look pregnant"-Band director

"I can't be Aiden in the bathtub, I don't have a thing"-Band director

"That guy is such a banana"- Friend

"IMMA EAT THESE BALLS"-Friend while playing Gmod

 

Whymush band be so... guttermind-y? I can't play a clarinet while laughing.

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*This conversation took place talking to my friend, Loren, at church*

 

Me: Do you wanna sit on the front pew?

Loren: Nah, not really.

Me: But we haven't done it together in a long time!

 

She misinterpreted that... Badly! xd.png

--

*Another conversation between Loren and I... At church. We're talking about a church trip we're taking soon*

 

Me: Is Madeline rooming with us?

Loren: Yep!

Me: But how are we going to do it?

 

She misinterpreted that too. tongue.gif

Edited by Skypool

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'WHY WONT YOU LET ME SCREW YOU?!'

 

'You're always on top.'

 

'My fingers are stuck in you!'

 

*guttermind*

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"Sir, it's gone stiff." - My friend in science class.

 

He was referring to an experiment we were doing (he went horribly wrong) and it sounded terribly incorrect. Another one:

 

"My mum says when are you available?" - Me

 

I was asking my friend when I could come round to his house, but what I said sounded veeery wrong.

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"Eww, mine is really wet. Is yours?"

 

We were papier mache-ing in art. The teacher told us not to get the newspaper too drippy and my paper was real drippy.

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17:40 Fizzix groan.

17:40 Fizzix so itchy.

 

(Thank you IRC)

 

Admin: Cia

but the fingers to the inside of the wrist thing really did work a lot

 

((found this amuseing))

 

16:21 Jmm good, I'd have to nickname you demon fingers otherwise

 

((Oh would you X3))

Edited by freddyness

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19:12:09 <Fush>: I love my junk xd.png

 

Chat is fun today.

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"Man how long do you leave it in there?"

 

We were baking cookies. Well.... we tried to.....

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