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...Guess what I saw at tutoring the other day?

 

A twilight shirt.

 

Naturally I couldn't say anything since she was an eighth grader but still...

 

I'm changing my plan.

 

I'm gonna go to the New Moon premiere and either wear one of two shirts that I will make.

 

One that says "Team Edward" on the front, And "Elric" in big letters on the back. Possibly with the alchemist symbol. e_e

 

Or one that says "Twilight" on the front, then "The AIDS of Literature" on the back.

 

/Shot

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I'ma go to the new movie and wear a T-shirt with "TWILIGHT SUCKS" in large, bright letters on the front. and sit there casually.

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Or one that says "Twilight" on the front, then "The AIDS of Literature" on the back.

:0 I'd buy that.

 

In bulk.

 

*wraps bg in bullet-and-fangirl-proof junk*

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Yeah I got the idea from my avatar that says that...

 

And I thought it up while I was staring at some plywood in my room last night.

 

I'll take pics guise!

 

8D

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:0 I'd buy that.

 

In bulk.

 

*wraps bg in bullet-and-fangirl-proof junk*

I'd buy one too.

 

And a bulletproof vest, while I'm at it, so I don't lose my life to those rabid, senseless drooling Edward Cullen fangirls.

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...Why do I feel like I will actually get hurt if I go with that shirt?

 

..Screw it, I know for a FACT that I am actually going to do that.

 

e_e

 

Save up some money and ask my dad to drop me off or something...

 

*eye twitch*

 

*feels the masses of Twi-tards attacking her already*

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*eye twitch*

 

*feels the masses of Twi-tards attacking her already*

*comforts* poor chil', best have a cop handy for when they spot chu. D:

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*comforts* poor chil', best have a cop handy for when they spot chu. D:

I'll just yell 'Molester' or 'Child abuse' or something...

 

I 'unno...

 

But I know how... Ravenous some Twi-tards can be...

 

*shudders*

 

BUT.

 

If I'm going down, I'm going down pulling hair and scratching.

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BUT.

 

If I'm going down, I'm going down pulling hair and scratching.

And screaming 'MEN THAT SPARKLE DON'T LIKE GIRLS'.

 

8)

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And screaming 'MEN THAT SPARKLE DON'T LIKE GIRLS'.

 

8)

...*grins*

 

Few more days...

 

8D

 

Dude!

 

I feel like I should find a pale guy at my school, ask him to put on body glitter, and yell really loudly,

 

"OMG I SPARKLE, I MUST BE A VAMPIRE NAO!"

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You must also give him contacts that make his eyes look like melted gold butterscotch drowning pools of godly wonder. *nod nod*

 

And he just yells out "EDWARD CULLEN IS HERE" and they'll come running. xd.png

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God I feel tempted to also have him yell out,

 

"Edward Cullen is my boyfriend, b*tches!"

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God I feel tempted to also have him yell out,

 

"Edward Cullen is my boyfriend, b*tches!"

OMGROFL!!!

 

If you can find someone to do that, I beg you to record it and put it on youtube.

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There's only two guys I know that can fit the criteria...

 

And they don't even know I exist.

 

._.

 

God damn it..

 

...

 

Imma see if I can find somebody on my myspace..

 

*surfs through friends list*

 

I'M DOING THIS FOR TEH LULZ!

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Re-quoting.

 

4. Read the thread, or at least the first two pages, before posting. Unless you want to eat your foot, in which case, I've got some soy sauce. And remember- cold, hard, grounded-in-reality-and-logic facts are better than anything else to prove your point. Biased sources (of any extreme) will get people trying to refute you /with/ facts at best, shunned and/or mocked at worst.

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There's only two guys I know that can fit the criteria...

 

And they don't even know I exist.

 

._.

Depending on what kind of guy they are, tell them you need help and it will get you swarmed with girls or it will fiercely piss off fan girls.

 

@kothran: ...care to explain?

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Lulz I just made a bulletin and large status update yelling at pale guys.

 

...They'd better f**kin' answer.

 

>______>

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Okay, once this board has to be re-made, whoever does it MUST include something to the effect of 'When posting, please explain why you like/dislike the books' in gigantic red letters on the first post.

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Okay, once this board has to be re-made, whoever does it MUST include something to the effect of 'When posting, please explain why you like/dislike the books' in gigantic red letters on the first post.

...and then people post without explaining anyway because they will hit "get new post" instead of the thread title itself, thus leaving them on the last page instead of the first.

 

My mom asked me if I had heard anything about Twilight today. I think she was surprised by the vehemence of my answer. xd.png

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Yup, I've decided it isn't that bad now. I think I actually like it. I'm halfway through the first book. XP I know, I only read it until now because I spent the past 3 years hating it and its fandom.

 

And that's the thing. I think so many people hate twi because of its screaming fandom of fangirls.

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Yup, I've decided it isn't that bad now. I think I actually like it. I'm halfway through the first book. XP I know, I only read it until now because I spent the past 3 years hating it and its fandom.

 

And that's the thing. I think so many people hate twi because of its screaming fandom of fangirls.

No, a lot of us hate it for the **** it spawns. Like this:

 

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No, a lot of us hate it for the **** it spawns. Like this:

 

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...

 

THE HELL?!

 

Happy thoughts Paine, happy thoughts...

 

I need my Wall-E.

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...Why do I feel like I will actually get hurt if I go with that shirt?

 

..Screw it, I know for a FACT that I am actually going to do that.

 

e_e

 

Save up some money and ask my dad to drop me off or something...

 

*eye twitch*

 

*feels the masses of Twi-tards attacking her already*

They attack with acid, remember?

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