Badly Named Dragons: Part Deux

[OMGitsKairi]

Recent additions to my scroll:

Reptar Will Nom Your Soul [ a pebble]

The Real Slim Shady [a black]

Mister Snuffaluffagus [a mint]

 

 

[Pugglemuggle]

No one but an Eragon adict can understand my dragons' names. Most of them are named in the Ancient Language, but some are in Dwarvish or are a mixed-up bit of one of the character's names. My frozen hatchlings are also making a poem from Eragon. However, there have been several instances where I've mis-named my dragons. Either I give a boy dragon a girl name (or vise-versa) or I forget that a dragon is a Dorkface of a Thuwed and I don't give it that title Happens all the time...

[waywardnonnie]

My female split's mother is Sloppy Joe's Ho. While I find that name amusing, I'm... not entirely sure that I want it in my split's lineage. I picked up a CB split to try and replace her.

[casprrr]

I accidently named an '09 valentine (female) Mister Cupid.

[sweepea825]

i have:

The Server Monster Under The Bed-male pygmy

 

a friend of my sister's has:

Operation Badly Named Dragon- male white

King William the Beatiful -female summer

Queen Victora the Hairy- male summer

i have large frills

that look weird -both female frills

I want spring to end

because it's not autumn- both males springs

Lean Mean Bad Naming Machine- male mint

just a rose bush-female vine

waiting to have you for lunch- male vine

not standing guard- female guardian

so we were invaded- male guardian

I Love Puddle Eggs- male water

i can haz cheezburger-female new pink

Limberger Puddle Rear- old pink

I have no fears- purple

 

the friend's scroll name is miamoo2000 if you want to check it out

[Deshera]

I Want A Divorce -and- You Ruined My Life

Their child- Mommy Daddy Stop Fighting

 

This Entire Linneage- http://dragcave.net/lineage/NjOc

 

Alt Sweetling named Emo Cupcake. I origonally planned a cupcake sweet name for my 10 valintine but when I wound up with an alt I decided to keep the cupcake name for one with a mini goth twist.

Edited February 20, 2010 by Deshera

[vegetariancannibal]

I named one of my sweetlings "Gravy of Clementine".

 

 

I bet no one expected that.

[brokenglass]

Mother: RAAAAAWR

Father: BOOOP

Child: ZAAAAAP

 

:C

[Finland]

My friend's dragon had a child, and they named her Izar of Couch.

....Ohmai. We aint very please. Especially since I was sapposed to raise the egg. ._.;;

 

I also named my sweetling Suicidal. Totally fits, si? ;D

[tiktokism]

My weirdest:

 

Taylor the Latte Boy, after a silly song.

 

Aww Shucks, which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't a terrible pun - he's a plant dragon.

 

Cast Iron Skillet and his father Steakknife.

 

And finally, Hopelessly Devoted and Unadulterated Loathing together have one daughter, Love-Hate Relationship.

[dothefreddy]

I was having a weird day naming things:

 

Internet Meme Gone Wrong

Cat Macro For Great Justice

I Give Love a Bad Name

Disco Mania

I Shot the Sheriff

Breakin' The Law

Purple Haze Hangin Round

Twilight Will Rot Your Brain

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

 

[vasogoma]

These are the weirdest names I have used

 

(albinos) Solitude Lover & Sad Tears

(black) better looking than Paris Hilton

(frozen electric) Tinny Spark

(frilled) I has a cute name

(gold) iBLING

(water) Salty as a Tear

(frozen pink) I'm a frozen pink

(vampire) Bloodah

(water walker) Jack Long Legs

[KiraT]

One of my Vine dragons is named KT Anheuser Busch, since his code is Bsch, which is perfect for a vine.

 

My new pebble is named I AM WHISPERING.

 

 

I accidentally named my female Fog, KT Master of the Storm. Ah, well.

 

Oh, and it'd been done before, but I bred my two pygmys:

 

KT Itsy-Bitsy

KT Teeny-Weeny

 

And of course their first child is:

 

KT Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

Edited February 24, 2010 by KiraT

[BlueSkyy]

My Cheese dragon's name is "Cheese Wellington."

 

...Personally I think it's the best name ever.

[waywardnonnie]

I accidently named an '09 valentine (female) Mister Cupid.

I'm sorry, I laughed.

 

I named a female Ochredrake Colonel Algernon Mustard, and a female black Harry Lillis Bing Crosby. :'D

[Likewise]

Galeia Heals Better Than You <- named for a friend, who plays an awesome resto druid on WoW

 

I also have...

Snowdrop Bunny-Boo Peepers

Loveheart Bunny-Boo Peepers

Red Hot Strawberry Pookie-Pie

Sweet Cherry Kissy Kitten-Face

[PhoenixJewels]

My scroll is filled with some...unique names >_>

 

KFC needs Tortured to Death (Adult chicken)

I am tasty (Frozen chicken hatchling)

Slightly Used Toilet Paper (Frozen paper hatchling)

My Little Rum Runner (Male XMas '09)

My Little Captain N Coke (MLRR's son)

Not sweet and innocent (VDay '10)

Gimme candy and nobody gets hurt (VDay '10)

i ERm bite (Male vamp)

Don't Step On My Pumas (Male gold)

Somebody stepped on my Pumas (DSOMP's daughter, frozen)

I was in the presence of TJ09 (Male gold)

The Dorkface who stole my Undies (Male gold)

Ridiculous Lee Shiny (Male silver)

Shiny Undies Make Me Giggle (Female silver)

Squeaky Undies of Doom (SUMMG's daughter)

UfAT i hungry let's eat (Male Balloon)

So sexy that I'm pink (Male pink)

The Piano Man Stole My Sock (Male summer)

I fart in your general direction (Female Vine)

Frills give me HBO reception (Male frill)

Nothing Frills Me Like Staplers (Female frill)

Please Insert A Quarter (Female gray)

That is not a tootsie roll (Female whiptail)

 

There are many many more but those were some of my favs

Edited February 24, 2010 by PhoenixJewels

[Wookieinmashoo]

I've been taming my pinks after baked goods...the adult males are Hostess products and the hatchling names are random:

Croissant Roll

I'm Inbread

Don't Mix the Batter

Flamboyant Biscuit

and

Dirty Gazebo

are some of them....

[perzephone]

I'm Inbread

That's too awesome!!!

 

I wanted to name my Cheese 'Abe Fromage - the Cheese King of Chicago' but it was too long

[Frayta]

I'm just terrible to my guys sometimes..

 

 

My Papers names are Corn puff, and Lime puff

 

My Magis name is Kiwi Platter

 

and... My mints name is Toothpaste Glob

[DragonLady86]

Ive got a few:

And the made fun of Rudolf? - yulebuck

Too cute to die -zombie hatchie

cute but kinda scary -zombie hatchie

I eat bugz -frozen stripe

Origami is cool - paper

Cadborsaurus - water

Foggy Foggy Dew -Fog

A horse of a different colour -horse

Thee horse of a different color -horse

I didn't know I was a Dorkface - white dorkface

One vine day -vine

A Vine mess - vine

a vine time -vine

A vine thing -vine

Like a Vine wine -vine

Vinnely -vine

No Untaken Names86 -summer

I love you 2 -sunset (code iLu2)

flying tree frog -Neotropical

Wots Up -Abino

I have a crick in my neck -abino

I haz no color -abino hatchie

Looking for female -male magi

Still not female-male magi hatchie

All magis are male - male magi hatchie

Only here because of pinks -Female magi

 

Then at the bottom of my scroll I have all the chapters of the Hobbit (there and back again) followed by the lord of rings chapter titles (incomplete) lol

 

Used to name normaly but too many were taken and I got bored.

[Pink]

Here are some of mine. I'm too lazy to post my entire scroll, but you can see them all if you want to click the link in my siggy. I consider my naming habits to be... unconventional in the least.

 

I'm an Emo Lawn (Seriously, doesn't the hatchling sprite look like it has a cut lawn on its back? Male Canopy Hatchling)

DO NOT DISTURB (Random thing I thought of... Female Vine Hatchling)

SNOWYSAURUS (Don't ask... Female Winter Hatchling)

Over-friendly Vampire (Named for his code, YuLo (Which where I'm from is a greeting that is always shouted, loudly.) He's a male Vamp)

Walt the Vampire of Love (Also named for his code, WaLT and his birthdate, Valentines. Male Vamp)

I B STEALN UR PRINCESS

I B TEH PRINCESS (Female Red, daughter of above Male red)

Bimbo Super-model (I was thinking of barbie, and that's all I remember about naming this one... Female Red stripe Hatchling)

Edward Jacob Dorkface (Dorkface with Jasper/Roselie in it's linage = Many lols that need to be shared with the world. Female *cough* Magi)

My Owner Says I'm Special (I had 5 hatchlings to name that night and this one did not get the pick of the names. )

STRIPES OF DEATH (Yeeeaah...)

Ohai I'm A Frozen Dorkface (Yep, I broke the dorkface line. Whatcha gonna do about it? Huh? >)

Sneaky Weasel

Dancing Weasel (Two of the 5 frozen hatchies that had to be named... At least they got a decent theme?)

You Just -Lost- the Game (Ha! I bet you didn't see that coming!)

Elaborate Headpiece (Look at the dragon sprites head and tell me that doesn't look like one of those crowns those guys way back when used to make and stick on their heads for no apparent reason other than to look cool. TELL ME.)

I Am Nothing Like A Sea Turtle (srsly)

Rick Astley (I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand... I'm going to eat you...)

 

Alright, I skipped about 75% of them, but that's because I may have posted them here months ago. I don't want to repeat myself if I can help it.

[Lizzyluna]

My paper hatchling is now named Lizzy's Death Note

[Marimo]

Most of mine would fall under this catagory

 

Cadbury Eggbert (gold)

Sweat Thang Dorkface (Purple, daughter of NOSEDIRT and YAGGERS)

Adam Smasher (vamp)

Morris Code (vamp)

Arnold the Flatulator (balloon)

Xenon the Warrior Princess (balloon)

Green Giant Niblet Corn (summer seasonal)

Lord Bouncydrawers Cookiepuss (frozen pink)

Harvest Cornography (fall seasonal)

Harvest Corn Star (fall seasonal)

 

... and that's just a few of them.

[Blackfeathr]

Most of mine fall under this category too >>

 

My Albinos:

Naruto has ADHD

Sasuke's hair is a chicken butt

Thanks captain obvious

It's not easy bein' cheesy

Lieutenant Baldy

I think I am a Llama

 

Female Pygmy:

Fruit Man Salad

 

Frozen Autumn hatchie:

Don't wanna go to work

 

Orchedrake:

Female:

Easy peezy lemon squeezy

Male:

Don't squeeze my lemons

 

Ice female:

Your mother was a hamster

 

 

And yeah, the list goes on....