Badly Named Dragons: Part Deux

[Elchick]

I don't have any really terrible names, but I named my little pygmy "Fun Size" just for fun.

[Aquenee]

All of these are just too funny...

I've sent her to the wilderness already, but I used to have an Ochredrake named "I am Broken".

[CrimsonKingie]

I have a few on my scroll, but my most recent is a vine by the name of "Broccoli With A Chance of Roses." I have no idea what I was thinking.

[Mageziya]

(For the related ones, I highly recommend that you look at lineages in my scroll to fully understand names)

 

Minty Minty Candy Cane - Named because I called his father that for a while.

 

A Very Minty Sea - Related to the above.

 

Minty spirit - also Related to the above.

 

Purple Mints - too, Related to the above.

 

GrassyLagGrass - Finally one not related to the above, I think it was born around the lag monster attack.

 

Minty Minty Sea - Related to the one above the one above it.

 

Blue-and-Pink Cloud - Couldn't find any names.

 

FrostyMints -Related to the one above the one above it and Minty Spirit.

 

FuzzFuzz - Lineage, enough said.

 

SeaEarths - Look above.

 

I have a lot of badly named ones.

[silvermoonlightrider]

I named one of my Balloon dragons Lady KaBAM and a frozen mint - Prince mini Green

[hydrothermal]

frill named Somebody Read Eragon

 

Now that is cute.

You should name another dragon Or Eldest...or Maybe Brisingr

 

My favorite 'badly named' dragon I ever saw was a mint named Aragorn. Didn't quite suit the character.

 

I named my gold All That Is Gold Does Glitter, I guess in retaliation against the above...

[Celestial07]

A male pink named dreamer wing.

[dracoon]

I have 1!

 

Split named '2 heads for the price of 1'.

[rosarien]

I picked up an egg with these parents:

Mother: Yo Momma's Face

Father: Shut Up Foo

 

I named the resulting dragon "Don't You Tell Me To Shut Up".

 

I kinda want to find an egg with parents both set free into the wild so that I can name it "Parents Gone Wild".

Edited December 20, 2009 by rosarien

[Fancypants]

Look at my New Pink Army.

 

Bad Names galore.

Edited December 21, 2009 by Fancypants

[Millennium07]

My Sister Named her FEMALE Ice GLACIERMAN

[Lizzyluna]

I hate new Year's Eve and the stupid habit of throwing exploding things to celebrate. Especially because I was so nervous I locked my scroll with two unwanted eggs.

 

And so I'm the proud owner of George and Sparkle Cursed Fireworks

[Ausha_Vey]

Don't know if you can consider them 'Badly Named' but my two newest are a pair. I had to do it, just to see if people would come up with interesting names for the kids.

"Everybody Lies" and "Trust me I'm a Doctor"

[Lizzyluna]

I hate new Year's Eve and the stupid habit of throwing exploding things to celebrate. Especially because I was so nervous I locked my scroll with two unwanted eggs.

 

And so I'm the proud owner of George and Sparkle Cursed Fireworks

Matching descriptions!

 

This dragon was named after the first words he heard from his owner, when he was still in the egg. The lady found herself in the middle of a very noisy and explosive New Year's Eve celebration, organised in a village near the cave, and was so scared she quickly grabbed two random eggs she didn't really want to take, before running away like crazy.

From the moment he came out of his shell (and even before hatching) George put all his effort into getting in his owner's way, making her trip at least two times a day and curse hard enough to scare Mints; for joke other dragons call him Jack the Tripper, and he finds this nickname quite amusing (he's planning to use it for his first son).

 

This dragon was named after the first words she heard from his owner, when she was still in the egg. The lady found herself in the middle of a very noisy and explosive New Year's Eve celebration, organised in a village near the cave, and was so scared she quickly grabbed two random eggs she didn't really want to take, before running away like crazy. She wasn't very happy with what she got though: she had developed a deep hatred towards frilled dragons, since she mindlessly gave one of them the name of a person she hated, and so decided to get rid of the egg as soon as she could.

Only Arianna's kind heart saved Sparkle's life: every time the owner decided to abandon the unwanted guest, Daydream's influence made her mind float away from the little egg, which hatched safely among its nest brothers.

Eventually the owner couldn't ignore the sweetness of the new hatchling and accepted her as a member of the clan.

[Scorcher]

I am the owner of Decemberissa! I'm pretty sure I don't need to tell you what kind of dragon she was.

[kunas]

my dragon name is grand bs

[Pteriforever]

The other thread was kinda locked due to length. But what's with dragon names that have Xx xX in them?

I have 33xXxXCloudsyXxXx33, XxGlimmerzxX, XxTesnusxX, and 33XxSquiggxX33

[CYDA LUVA83]

FrankyStein(stone)

Cyda the Forgotten(09 X-mas)

Lost in Plain Sight(09 X-mas)

Transparent Magisty(albino)

My Underground Disco(vine)

Memoirs of a Geisha(frill)

 

yah, my weird names for the day.

[OMGitsKairi]

My scroll is full of dragons whose names could be deemed "bad".

[Pink]

Pft. Serious names are no fun.

Bad names inspire more creativity.

 

I have: I B STEALN UR PRINCESS, and his daughter- I B TEH PRINCESS.

I also have:

FO' SHIZZLE

OR MEBBE I EAT CHU

DIS HEER WOMAN B NUTZ (All the above are reds)

Mango Smear (Frozen Magi Hatchling)

Jigglypuff

I ate Goldilocks. (Gold male)

FREDRICK THE SHUNNER (Also a gold male)

DO NOT DISTURB (Frozen Vine)

SILLY WALRUS (Frozen Vine)

SPARLKIER THAN YOU (Frozen Vine)

I OUTSPARKLED ED (Frozen Vine)

Hiffhuff (Pebble Female)

I Be blowin down ur house (A pair, coincidentally) (Pebble Male)

Stripes of death (Neotropical frozen hatchling female)

Green freak (Frill male)

Evil Frog

Killa of Death

Killer Pickle

Giant monster

Tiny Shoemite (The above five are all frozen mint hatchlings)

Rogue Paper Airplane (Frozen Skywing. Female I think)

I haz a rubbr backbone (Skywing)

Snowysaurus (Frozen winter)

Avalanche DEATH (Frozen winter)

I shun myself (*cough* Guardian)

Wimpy (He amuses me. Male Split)

Purkleness (Ungendered Horse)

Pigeon Pie (Female Silver)

I rainz on the lagmunster (Female Gray)

you b blockin meh clouds (Female Gray)

Or not (Male Gray)

Death rayz (Frozen Gray male I think)

sdfdbavscadad (Frozen black)

Stop bothering me (Frozen black)

Poor little emo kid (Frozen black)

Jabbering Squirrel (Frozen Black)

The humanz r ded (Frozen Black)

I nommed on myself (Frozen black)

 

Yeah. I like weird names.

I may have to release some of these to make pairs.

I also have an army of frozen black hatchlings.

I remember I used to snatch them by the dozen off the AP to freeze with silly names...

Ah, good times those were.

 

Edited January 8, 2010 by Pink

[Kittyauds14]

I found a hatchling named Alt Fail. Poor guy.

[dsj00]

my bro named hi mo lala (he"s not bright)

 

[Noctis]

I saw a pair of names that made me laugh my a** off.

 

Mother: I Am Directly Below

Father: The Enemy Scrotum

[xxlilmissvixenxx]

I accidently named my male nocturne - Nocturne Bride this morning lol

[monsterax]

My crazy names:

Shut Up and Fly Straight- Female Sunrise

Bananananana- Male Neotropical

Frozen Vegetables- Frozen Male Vine

Monsterax is lazy- Female Black

Misfit Freak of Nature- Female Split with over 100 repeated ancestors

Impediment- Frozen Male Black

Total Voltage- Male Electric with the code 90VT (VT is a scientific abbreviation for total voltage).

Edited January 27, 2010 by monsterax