Joke Telling

[Ryne_M_Hammer]

Hello everyone.

Given how rough things are, I wanted to see if i can help lighten things by Starting a joke telling topic.

 

I hope this topic helps get us a few laughs and it brightens your day.  

 

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For my first joke, which will be Dragon Themed: How does a Dragon weigh itself?

Answer: The SCALES.  (Rimshot)  

[StormBirdRising]

Okay, so.... here is my dragon joke.

 

Q;    Why are dragons such good musicians?

 

A:   Because they have such good scales.  😆

 

[Ryne_M_Hammer]

Dragon Joke: A Dragon gets caught doing something they weren't supposed to, How are they addressed?

Answer: They were asked.. "Why, Vern?" (Wyvern).  

[StormBirdRising]

Dragon Joke  Q:   Why did the Dragon breathe on a map of the earth?

 

A:  Because he wanted to set the world on fire.  😆

 

And bonus joke  😆   

 

Q:  What is big and scaly and bounces?

 

A:  A False-Headed Hydra Dragon on a trampoline.  🤣

Edited July 8, 2022 by StormBirdRising

[Natayah]

Q: What could be the downfall of this thread?

A: If it starts to Drag On....

[StormBirdRising]

Q:    How much does a dragon weigh?

 

A:  It depends on the scales.  😆

[Locusts]

Not dragon themed, but a personal favorite of mine to use when people ask:

 

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

She is disqualified.

[StormBirdRising]

Okay,  not dragon themed,  but chihuahua themed.   

 

Q:  What is a chihuahua's favorite ice cream?

 

A:  A pupcicle.   😆 

 

 

Q;  Where did the chihuahua leave his car?

 

A:  In the barking lot.   

[Ryne_M_Hammer]

Another Dog Themed Joke: How does a dog eat its food?

Answer: It.. WOLFS it down.  

[StormBirdRising]

Okay, so.........

 

Q;   What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?

 

A:    2,000 Chihuahuas 🤣

 

Bonus Joke 

 

Q:   What kind of dog does the Dracula have?

 

A:    A blood hound.  😆

Edited July 13, 2022 by StormBirdRising

[StormBirdRising]

More Chihuahua jokes.......

 

First One   

Q:    What do Chihuahuas eat for breakfast?

 

A:     Pooched eggs.

 

Second One

Q;      What does a Chihuahua and a cellphone have in common?

 

A;     Both have collar ID. 

 

Third One

Q;      Why was the Chihuahua such a good storyteller?

 

A;       He knew how to paws for dramatic effect.

 

ENJOY 🤣