The post above me offends me because

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

TPAM's post offends me because it doesn't exist

Stolen from another forum i'm on, why does the post above you offend you.

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It exists, I'm unhappy and I've had a poor night of 'sleep.' That's reason enough for me.

[Lovecats]

TPAM offends me because they have a cookie in their scroll and I haven't had one in a very long time (at least one week.)

 

yeah, I have one in my scroll too, please dont call me out, i'm totally exempt from my own faulty reasoning 😖😦🥺

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

TPAM offends me because I was accused unfairly! Also you have the more colorful award cookie.

with 2021 more neatly written! 

Edited March 23, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

TPAM offends me because it is on the 23rd of march. 23. I don't like the number 23. It's a bad number. Everyone knows that 32 is supirior.

[Confused Cat]

TPAM offends me because I don't know if the misspelling of "superior" was intentional or not.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

TPAM offends me because they thinik that i don't know how to spell superior

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

TPAM offends me because they think they can resist subccumbing to my will. (I've had more practice.)

[Lovecats]

TPAM offends me because they had the auduastiy to misspell 'succumbing'. 😤 #learntospeelrite

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

TPAM offends me because it's not a link for a free M&F CB pair of Mundus Cantors.

[L4D2]

TPAM offends me because it was posted in April of 2021. Why is everything dead, huh!?? 😤

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm offended, because I killed it and you resurrected it.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

TPAM offends me because they are against practicing necromancy too early in the morning.

[Lovecats]

The post above offends me because I try my best to be quiet when I do morning necromancy. It's not my fault my resurrections are chatty. 😩

[KittyloverWV]

Necromancy?!? How dare you!?!

[KittyloverWV]

TPAM let the thread langish! How dare you!