Bad Ideas Dragon Cave Edition

[Aalbiel]

Alternate minty sprites of all adult dergs become permanent.

[Naraku]

Upside down mints require negative number of views to hatch/grow. Because it's upside down. Inverted. How, you ask? I don't know. That's for the owners to find out.

[Xilea]

On 6.01.2018 at 4:08 AM, TCA said:

A new dragon breed called Schrodinger's Dragon. When you grab the egg from the cave there's a 50% chance that the first time you go to observe the new egg on your scroll it'll be dead.

that is actually a  non-joke suggestion. sounds cool

On 6.01.2018 at 4:46 AM, freddyorr said:

all the users have to feed Gl'bgolyb or it releases the Vast Glub and kills all our dragons starting with the commons

henlo fellow HOMESTUCKER

 

Dragcave but with DLC.

[Tatzelwyrm]

From the map on the home page, there's an invisible, single pixel. If anyone finds it and clicks on it, they are led to a secret biome where they can catch the eggs of Spriter's Alts.

[EndOfTheWorld]

Rick Roll Egg. An egg that will immediately hop onto your scroll the moment you enter a Biome it is in, returns to your scroll every time you try abandoning it, and cannot be killed or even turned into a ND because it needs no views. Also it's a VERY COMMON in all Biomes and an Uncommon in Desert. 

[Lovecats]

A new, permanent polar biome appears alongside the addition of 20 new polar dragon breeds to the cave but TJ doesn't announce anything, causing site-wide panic, lag and drama.

[Aalbiel]

2 hours ago, lovecats99 said:

A new, permanent polar biome appears alongside the addition of 20 new polar dragon breeds to the cave but TJ doesn't announce anything, causing site-wide panic, lag and drama.

 

i lowkey want this now.... this is the most chaotic neutral thing i've ever seen

[Kaemena]

a currency based economy for DC

[Naraku]

All creatures (growing things, frozen, adults) must be clicked once every day to feed them, excluding the un/deads. Otherwise they'll get hungry and either die or run away to the wilderness.

[EndOfTheWorld]

DLC Dragons that you have to pay $9.99 plus taxes for each egg. 

[CursedFlames]

30 minutes ago, SarkhanVol said:

DLC Dragons that you have to pay $9.99 plus taxes for each egg. 

no, we should have dragon lootboxes for $9.99 plus taxes, with a chance to get an exclusive DLC dragon, for that sense of pride and accomplishment™

[Naraku]

$19.99 for 5% increased chance at CB Metals. $39.99 to include Prizes in the regular lootboxes with 1% chance.

[Lovecats]

Lemme just jump on the p2p bandwagon and say purchasable egg slots.

 

+1 egg slot/week= £0.99 subscription

+4 egg slots/month = £14.99 subscription

+8 egg slots/year = £149.99 subscription

[Naraku]

Not a spriter? Not a problem. Just for $199.99, your "dragon" can instantly be released in the cave. They're designed to be overpowered as hell? Not a problem at all. Rarer than Golds? Sure. Or perhaps they'd be so common nobody would see anything else for days? Definitely.

 

It doesn't matter if they're not even a dragon to begin with.

[dragonwishes]

"Thank you for playing Dragon Cave Beta. For 3 payments of $99.99 you can now play the full version.

This includes:

- 200+ new dragons

- A dragon market place

- A "past platinum" trophy

- Plus so much more!

If you do not wish to buy the full version, your account will be terminated in: 23:59 hours."

[Draconiusultamius]

Require mandatory participation in the forums.  Failure to post daily results in all your dragons being given to another person.

[CursedFlames]

TJ auctions DC. Highest bidder becomes new owner

[Sesshomaru]

1 hour ago, Draconiusultamius said:

Require mandatory participation in the forums.  Failure to post daily results in all your dragons being given to another person.

 

To add: you are required to join the forums upon joining the site, and you must make at least one new friend within seven days or both your accounts will be terminated.

 

[Naraku]

All creatures on scroll must have one mate chosen for them while they're still growing. Otherwise, they may randomly choose one by themselves (yes, may get mated with a messy lineage) as soon as they become an adult. Once chosen using either of those methods, their mates cannot be changed, even if the mate dies.

[papperdrak]

Dragons now have lifespans and will die when they get too old, along with that, rarer dragons will have shorter lifespans than usual.

Edited April 16, 2018 by papperdrak

[Lovecats]

The website themes for both the cave and the forums are irreversibly changed to neon pink for that extra Aria experience.

[Sunrunner]

Sparkles.  Sparkles everywhere, on everything, all the time, no matter what skin you use or what page you're on, you can never again escape the sparkles.

[PAPotato]

Gladiator fights, but only for pygmies.

[Lovecats]

Pop-ups which declare, "A CB Gold has been spotted in the Alpine!", which would cause hundreds of active users to immediately swarm into the Alpine, lag the hell out of the cave and make metallic hunting even more of a living hell.

[Naraku]

To add with the pop-up message fun:

"Are you sure you want to grab this egg?" when one clicks any eggs in Cave and AP. The OK/Yes and Cancel/No button is greyed out for 5 seconds before becoming clickable. There is no X button in the top right corner either. It's to make sure that the players are really, really sure. Gotta prevent them silly misclicks, ya know... 

Oh, and 10 seconds for hatchies.

Edited April 22, 2018 by Naraku