Compulsive Posters' Anonymous Volume Nineteen

[Fortune86]

Good good.

 

How young is child?

[DragonSpirit009]

Turning two next month. So terrible two's will be in my house.

It depends if the people that's renting the house will move. They are being hard ball.

[Fortune86]

Aw. Tiny child. 

 

Well don't bring the flamethrower out to roast the people while tiny child is about. They might run into the line of fire.

 

*gets dragged away by the pun police*

[DragonSpirit009]

I don't know she might actually want it herself.

 

On no... Not the pun police again!!

[Fortune86]

Sounds like a fun kid o3o

 

*rattles the bars*

 

No fair D:

[DragonSpirit009]

She has a killer intimidation stare. She even makes me uncomfortable at times.

 

You knew the pun police has their eye on you!!

 

 

[Fortune86]

Teach her how to play poker. Watch her unnerve the opponent. Profit. 

 

*starts chipping away at the wall with a spoon*

[DragonSpirit009]

Lol I doubt her mother would allow that. She is a bit strict.

 

I don't think a spoon will work.

[Fortune86]

Aw. No fun.

 

It's all I have!

[DragonSpirit009]

It's okay.

They might only stay for three days... or a month.

 

Can't you bargain with other offenders for a better tool?

[Fortune86]

I would, but they won't talk to me. I think all the machetes the police took off me during my arrest has worried them a bit. 

[DragonSpirit009]

Well maybe you should convince them that if you can break out so can they.

[Fortune86]

It's ok. One of the bars across the window is wobbly. I should have it loose in a few minutes. 

[DragonSpirit009]

Make sure it's not a piece of structure supporting part.

[Fortune86]

*looks back at the collapsed prison behind her*

 

Um....

 

I got out. That's all that matters, right?

[DragonSpirit009]

Yay! But now I think you should start running.

[Fortune86]

*climbs into a pun police car*

 

I can borrow one of these while they are all digging themselves out right?

[DragonSpirit009]

Yeah that can work as well... Just switch of cars GPS.

[Fortune86]

Alrighty.

 

Can you give me directions? I'm a little lost. 

[DragonSpirit009]

I don't even know where you are

[Fortune86]

Neither do I lol.

 

I've arrived at a junction. Do I go left, right or straight ahead?

[DragonSpirit009]

What does the area to each road look like?

[Fortune86]

I think there is a forest to the left, a farm to the right and a bridge straight ahead. 

[DragonSpirit009]

Forrest then!

Easy to hid in.

[Fortune86]

Forest it is then!

 

I can hear sirens behind me. I don't think I can go back the way I came. I'll have to keep moving onwards.

 

Huh. This forest is rather dense. The trees are so close together it's real dark in here. Real quiet too.

 

What the? The car just stopped?

 

*climbs out of pun police car*

 

Well would you look at that. Some kind of thorny vine has grown right through the tires. I only have my spoon, so I don't think I can hack them loose. Guess I go on foot from here.

 

A bit further on there's another fork in the road, left and right. Can't see much apart from trees down either path, but I can hear water to the right.