Christmas Shenanigans

[Fishkeeper]

When I was tiny I decided that the best gift for my dad was his car keys, since he used them so much and apparently liked them.

I therefore proceeded to steal his car keys, wrap them, and hide them for a month. He had to buy a new set of keys, because I pretended not to know where they were, since that's what you do with presents.

Fortunately, my parents are sensible and thought it was funny.

[Aqub]

The stores were already starting to put up Christmas decorations in the beginning of October, and there was a lady walking by them who yelled to everyone in the area "It's is too early for this, don't you think people?!"